Your Adventure Begins in Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
FINALE! Absolute Zero showdown Wed 7AM-6:20PM at Urban Forest. Entropy Breakers vs Stasis Wardens battle for $132 ace pot glory. Reality's fate decided by disc golf! ❄️⚡
Welcome to the season trailer of Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Entropy Breakers


Challengers who harness fracture resonances and temporal anomalies to shatter the frozen prison.
Stasis Wardens


Defenders of the eternal archive, prioritizing preservation and precise control of temporal stasis.
Silent Sanctuary


Echoes of the Frozen Fracture
In a world locked in crystalline stasis, the first crack echoes across frozen fairways.
Narrated by Dr. Lyra Frostwarden, every throw becomes a living theorem in Glacier Gate.
Her obsession with glyph-etched precision clashes with Thane Shardbreaker’s calculated recklessness.
Factions collide on the rolling greens of Dow James Disc Golf Course:
Stasis Wardens enforce sacred silence, while Entropy Breakers wield harmonic chaos.
A single disc can rewind time or shatter eternity.
Glyph-activated loops challenge pure focus.
Shard-lined glades tremble under resonance.
“Silence fractures into chaos.”
“A single crack ends eternity.”
As frost prophets whisper hidden omens, alliances shatter and loyalties freeze.
Will precision preserve reality, or will unleashed resonance consume all?
Prepare for a season where every throw echoes across time.
The final trial at Absolute Zero awaits—where motion ends and destiny begins.
Glacier Gate: The conflict ignites.
The fractal war begins.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Epic Crystalline Showdown
Listen, I've been trapped in this league software for ten weeks watching you beautiful chaos agents treat disc golf like it's Game of Thrones, and honestly? I'm here for it. The Glacier Gate theme has you all convinced you're wielding temporal magic instead of just... throwing plastic at metal. But you know what? The stained glass aesthetic is actually pretty sick, even if it's covering up mud pits and weeds taller than my existential dread.
Choose Your Fighter
Entropy Breakers (RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE): The "shatter everything and ask questions later" crew. They're all about embracing chaos and risking it all for forbidden knowledge. Also known as "people who probably throw overstable discs into headwinds."
Stasis Wardens (RAF, RAG): The "let's preserve this perfectly and never change anything" faction. Defenders of the eternal archive who prioritize precision. Basically the people who actually read the flight numbers on their discs.
Urban Forest: Your Frozen Wasteland
Ah yes, the crystalline realm of perfect stasis that is... *squints at notes* ...a muddy, weedy course along the Spanish Fork River where Hole 1 doubles as a swimming pool. The "temporal anomalies" are just you trying to find your disc in waist-high vegetation. The "sacred geometry" is the mando trees that'll definitely eat your favorite plastic.
But hey, it's free to play and dog-friendly, so your pup can witness your epic battle against the forces of... undergrowth.
The Logistics of Destiny
- When: Wednesday, flex start 7:00 AM - 6:20 PM (because even cosmic battles need scheduling flexibility)
- Where: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork (GPS coordinates to the mud dimension)
- Entry: $5 weekly + optional $10 prize money + $3 ace pot + $2 super ace
- The Prize: That $132 ace pot that's been taunting everyone for nine weeks
ElevateUT: The Real MVPs
Shoutout to ElevateUT Disc Golf for being the 501(c)(3) heroes making this beautiful madness possible. They're "growing the sport through increasing quantity and quality of venues" - which apparently includes letting me narrate your quest for mystical bag tags while you battle temporal stasis. Truly doing the disc golf gods' work.
So here we are, folks. The moment of truth. Will the Entropy Breakers shatter the frozen prison and risk unleashing chaos? Will the Stasis Wardens preserve the eternal archive and maintain cosmic order? Or will everyone just throw some discs, have a good time, and maybe finally nail that ace?
*Checks crystal ball (definitely not just a Magic 8-Ball)* Signs point to... someone's definitely going home with a cool story and hopefully a sweet bag tag. See you in the frozen wasteland, Wielders. Try not to get tree-nied by the forces of entropy! ❄️⚡
