Your Adventure Begins in Null Expanse @ The Observatory
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Monday Null Expanse league at Observatory Park! Week 9/10 - reality's almost gone. Flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $75 ace pot awaits. Join before the void consumes everything! ⚫🕳️
Welcome to the season trailer of Null Expanse @ The Observatory, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Remnant Savants
Custodians of residual reality, they harness the power of surviving fragments and shape courses with intentional entropy.
Fractal Nullers
Agents of pure void, masters of recursive erasure who sculpt courses through self-negating fractal patterns.
Initial Breach
Echoes of the Null Expanse
In a world consumed by void, Abyss Architect whispers of power found in absence.
The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course fractures under unseen forces as discs vanish into nothingness.
Shard Sage rallies the Remnant Savants to cling to every golden shard, while Fractal Nullers revel in recursive erasure.
Challenge the Null Ace Gauntlet, where success is defined by the holes that never exist.
Face the Fractal Labyrinth Hole, its ever-splitting fairways mocking every throw.
Survive the Deletion Drift, as discs are guided by collapsing void currents.
Every spin echoes a choice: preserve the fragments of reality or surrender to the elegant void.
Trust the unseen currents or be consumed by entropy.
This season, existence itself hangs by a whisper of absence.
Will the void demand sacrifice, or will unity forge a new balance?
Brace for the ultimate transformation.
The line between presence and oblivion is drawn in negative space.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, well, well. Here I am, your favorite trapped narrator, bringing you updates from the Null Expanse where apparently reality itself is having an existential crisis. We're in week 9 of 10, folks – the "Final Erasure" event – which means I'm either about to be freed from this narrative prison or deleted entirely. *Nervously adjusts void-touched clipboard*
The League Basics
Brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through "increasing quantity and quality of venues." Because nothing says quality like a league themed around the systematic erasure of existence itself!
Every Monday at The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course in Ogden, UT. Choose your own flex start between 7:00 AM and 6:20 PM – because even the void respects your work schedule.
The Void Situation
The Null Expanse represents the ultimate magical catastrophe where absence reigns supreme. This isn't your typical "dragons burning things" fantasy – oh no, we've gone full nihilist. Reality is being systematically erased, and players must "master the art of deletion." I can't even with this premise.
Last week during "Reality Thins," 6 brave souls navigated multiple versions of the course simultaneously. No aces occurred, which honestly tracks – how do you get a hole-in-one when the hole might not exist?
The Factions (Because Of Course There Are Factions)
Remnant Savants
The "custodians of residual reality" who harness surviving fragments. They're basically the hoarders of the void world, refusing to let anything get deleted. Playing in divisions RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE.
Fractal Nullers
The "agents of pure void" who are really committed to this whole erasure thing. They're basically Marie Kondo but for reality itself. Playing in divisions RAF, RAG.
The Course (Where Discs Go to Hide)
The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course – described as a "rugged, untamed landscape" with "disc-eating" tall grass and "densely wooded enclaves." It's rated 3.78 stars, which feels generous for a place that apparently exists in a "state of perpetual erasure."
26 holes of what the course description calls "pure, unadulterated disc golf madness." Perfect venue for a void-themed league, really. The discs don't just get lost – they get erased from existence.
Entry Fees & Prizes
- Weekly Buy-in: $5 (apparently even nothingness costs something)
- Optional Prize Pool: $10 (for when you want to win something that exists)
- Ace Pot: $3 (currently at $75 – good luck with void physics!)
- Super Ace: $2 (because regular aces weren't impossible enough)
That $75 ace pot is looking mighty tempting, but considering last week's Reality Thins event produced zero aces, the void might have other plans.
Final Week Warning
Next Monday is "Void Mastery" – the season finale where players supposedly achieve "perfect unity with absence" and become "masters of a new reality where nothing is everything." I'm not sure what happens to snarky narrators in this new paradigm, but I'm hoping for a promotion.
So if you've ever wanted to experience disc golf in a realm where traditional physics are more like... suggestions... this might be your last chance before reality gets a factory reset.
