Your Adventure Begins in The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the season trailer of The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
First Frost
Shadows on the Frozen Fairway
The first time I saw her, she was standing in the shadows of the 7th fairway, a silhouette against the ice-rimed trees. Elyse Blackwell, my former partner, now a prophetess spouting omens of eternal winter. Her eyes glittered like black ice as she watched me approach, a knowing smile playing at the corners of her frost-pale lips.
It was supposed to be just another winter round at Art Dye, the kind where your discs crack in the cold and your breath hangs like fog. But lately, the whispers had started - rumors of impossible shots, of discs that defied the laws of physics, of shapes in the snow that vanished like ghosts. As Maxwell Flynn, the course's resident disc golf detective, I'd been chasing leads for weeks. Little did I know, the trail would lead me back to her.
"Hello, Frostbite," Elyse purred, her voice a razor's edge wrapped in velvet. "Come to chase your tail in the snow again?" She nodded toward the Phantasmal Lens hanging at my hip, an ancient relic I'd unearthed in my search for answers. Legend held that it could reveal the true nature of the course's mysteries, but so far, all I'd seen through its crystalline facets were more questions.
"You know something, don't you, Elyse? About the strange sightings, the frozen discs?" I stepped closer, my instincts screaming warnings like a metal detector under power lines. "What's happening to our course?"
Her laugh was the cracking of river ice, sharp and sudden. "Oh, Maxwell. Always so determined to solve the unsolvable. But Art Dye's secrets run deeper than even you can fathom." She leaned in, her breath a chill whisper against my ear. "Winter is coming, Frostbite. And it's time to choose a side."
With that, she turned and strode away, her footsteps leaving no mark on the pristine snow. I watched her go, a creeping dread settling in my gut. I'd seen Elyse on the edge before, chasing leads that dead-ended in darkness. But this was different. This time, she sounded like a true believer.
I looked down at the Phantasmal Lens, its icy facets glinting with hidden knowledge. Somewhere on this course, the truth was waiting to be uncovered. And with Elyse Blackwell on the prowl, I had a feeling the search was about to get a whole lot colder.
The game was afoot, and the fairways of Art Dye were the board. But in this match, there was more at stake than just another trophy. The very soul of the course hung in the balance, and I was determined to keep it from falling into shadow. No matter how deep the freeze.
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the world's most trying-too-hard disc golf league, The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye! We've got 8 long weeks of Fridays lined up, starting November 22, 2024. Show up to Art Dye anytime between 7:00 AM and 3:30 PM to join in on the "excitement".
This season, we're pretending to solve the thrilling mystery of the "Ice Phoenix". Ooooh, spooky! đź‘» I've seen better plots in a Scooby-Doo episode. Get ready for 8 weeks of ice puns and forced bird metaphors. It's going to be a long winter, folks.
Divisions
We've got more divisions than a 3rd grade math book:
- MPO
- FPO
- MP40
- MA1
- MA40
- FA40
- MA2
- MA3
- MA4
- FA1
- FA2
- FA3
- FA4
Course Layout
Art Dye got a makeover in 2024, so get ready to play the "Art Dye: 2024 Redesign" layout. Hope they didn't add any more water hazards. 🌊
Entry Fees
Weekly $3 buy-in, because why not? Oh, and don't forget the optional:
- $10 prize pot đź’°
- $3 ace fund 🎯
- $3 CTP 🏌️‍♂️
- $2 super ace đź’¸
Y'all really trying to squeeze every last dollar out of us, huh?
Prizes
What, you thought this was all for fun? Nah, son.
Amateurs, our lovely Birdcage Disc Golf shop is hooking you up with a sweet 10% boost to your winnings! Might as well spend it on more discs, right? 🛍️
So there you have it, folks. The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye. 8 weeks of ice, birds, and trying to remember what hole you're on. Late to the party? No worries, there's plenty of absurdity to catch up on! 🤡