Demons Rise
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Episode Recap
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Episode 4: Attendance Optional 📺
Six brave souls ventured into River Bottoms' demonic battlefield on October 15th, where 54°F temperatures and 15 mph winds created natural hellish obstacles without any supernatural assistance needed. Despite this week's "Demons Rise" episode promising greater demons emerging from the portal to transform course features into hellish obstacles, the real horror came from Britain Best's -58 rating performance and Malachi Vazquez's eagle on hole 2. dramatic horror sting The real horror is that I'm still stuck narrating this grindhouse nightmare where half the league got possessed by the spirit of "not today" and decided to skip the demonic proceedings entirely. 🎬
Three Enter, One Gets Paid
Malachi Vazquez seized control of MPO with a wire-to-wire victory at -6, posting a 986-rated round that soared 30 points above his rating. His clutch eagle on the 543ft par-4 second hole gave him the lead after hole 2, and he never looked back through the gusty SSE winds. PJ Lenz grabbed the early advantage after hole 1 but couldn't maintain momentum, finishing at -2 with a 947-rated performance that fell 22 points below his rating - agonizingly close to cashing in the 3-player field but missing the money by one spot. Britain Best endured a complete meltdown at +5, shooting 58 points below his 937 rating and closing with three consecutive bogeys from holes 16-18. 💸
Three Kings of Empty Kingdoms
The amateur divisions became solo exhibitions as three players claimed uncontested victories in their respective kingdoms. Craig Bennett dominated MA1 wire-to-wire with an even-par round rated 927, shooting 29 points above his 898 rating in a masterclass performance against nobody. Ian Dahlen Flor set a personal course record in MA2 with his +4 showing, carding an 888-rated round 30 points above his rating while going wire-to-wire as the sole competitor. Chris Howk secured MP40 with a +3 round rated 898, another uncontested crown in the demographic desert. 👑
Rating Swings: Hell's Lottery 🎰
The demonic influence manifested through wild rating performances, with three players channeling supernatural prowess by exceeding their ratings by 29-30 points (Bennett, Dahlen Flor, and Vazquez) while Britain Best's 58-point nosedive proved the demons chose their victims selectively. Six holes saw sole birdies claimed by individual players, with PJ Lenz owning holes 1 and 13, Craig Bennett mastering holes 7, 8, and 17, and Britain Best finding redemption only on hole 11. The possession was real - just manifested through scorecards instead of spinning heads. 😈
Hell's Administrator Takes PTO 🏖️
The Possessed Principal maintained his stranglehold on bag tag #1 despite John Montague's complete absence from the demonic proceedings. This corrupted authority figure - who enabled the demonic invasion by providing the ancient summoning text and making an immortality deal requiring the senior class sacrifice - proved that sometimes the best way to maintain control in hell's hierarchy is to not show up at all. His latest history noted that "half the bag tags got possessed by the spirit of 'not today'" as multiple players skipped Week 4, leaving the burnt report cards and demonic grade book firmly parked at the top while actual competitors battled in the desert below. 📋
Nobody Hits Nothing, Money Grows
The $917 Super Ace pot on hole 17 survived another week unclaimed, continuing to compound like a demonic retirement fund that no one can access. With no CTPs, regular aces, or super aces recorded, all special event funds remained intact for future possession attempts. The silence was deafening - even the demons seemed unimpressed by the complete lack of circle-hitting heroics. 💰
94% There, Unlike Our Attendance
As Episode 4's registration promised, the greater demons did emerge but seemed more interested in course maintenance than creating obstacles - the real possession came through rating performances as players either channeled supernatural prowess or fell victim to demonic influence. The event raised $6.50 for USWDGC 2026 @ Brighton ($6 automatic at $1/player, plus $0.50 in extras), bringing the fund to 94% of its $10,000 goal as Utah prepares for its major championship transformation. 📈
Next Week: Portal Forms, Probably
With the Possessed Principal maintaining control from his administrative void and rating swings suggesting varying levels of demonic influence, Week 4 proved that sometimes the greatest horror is just regular disc golf in gusty conditions. Episode 5 promises "Portal Forms" with a massive gateway to hell manifesting at the summit, though based on current evidence of demons preferring landscaping to actual terrorizing, it'll probably just mean someone finally hits that Super Ace. In space, no one can hear you grip lock... but I can 🚀
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MPO Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 400 | 294 | 344 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 352 | 294 | 340 | 6920 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | C | C | B | D | E | E | A | D | C | D | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.67 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 5.33 | 58.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 53 |
| +/– Par | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
Malachi Vazquez seized the lead after hole 2 with a clutch eagle on the 543ft par-4, soaring above his rating in cool, gusty SSE winds at River Bottoms. 🦅 Locking down 1st place in MPO with a 986-rated round, he cashed in on his demonic dominance. The real horror is that I’m still stuck narrating this grindhouse horror show, where his win after last week's climb from 5th to 4th signals a terrifying ascent. With 6 weeks left, the nightmare march continues. 💀
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 400 | 294 | 344 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 352 | 294 | 340 | 6920 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | C | C | B | D | E | E | A | D | C | D | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.67 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 5.33 | 58.00 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
PJ Lenz stormed into the MPO lead after hole 1 at River Bottoms, but the demonic prom night winds howled at 15 mph from the SE, chilling the battlefield. He unleashed 7 birdies, including sole efforts on 1 and 13, yet finished 2nd—agonizingly close to cashing in the 3-player field. dramatic horror sting The real horror is that I'm still stuck narrating this... After last week's cash-line heartbreak, this podium finish in the grindhouse horror exhibition fuels his rise. With 6 weeks left, the supernatural showdown intensifies. 👻🥏
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 400 | 294 | 344 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 352 | 294 | 340 | 6920 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | C | C | B | D | E | E | A | D | C | D | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.67 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 5.33 | 58.00 |
| Score | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 64 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 5 | +5 |
AI Round Recap
Britain Best's hot streak ended at holes 10-12, securing 3rd in a 3-player MPO field at Demon High's demonic prom night. Battling cool 55.8°F temps and relentless 15 mph SE gusts, he carded 5 birdies, including the sole under-par on hole 11. Despite a cold finish from 16-18 and a 879-rated round 58 points below his rating, he claimed a podium spot. dramatic horror sting ...anyway, here’s your scorecard from this grindhouse horror exhibition. Six weeks of terror remain. 🎯💨
MP40 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 400 | 294 | 344 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 352 | 294 | 340 | 6920 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | C | C | B | D | E | E | A | D | C | D | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 62.00 |
| Score | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 62 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
Wire-to-wire! 🏆 Chris Howk never relinquished the lead in MP40, claiming victory on hole 18. Battling brutal 15 mph SE winds and 55°F chill, he dominated the solo division field at +3. His signature birdie cut through the chaos like a scream in the night! 🎬 dramatic horror sting The real horror is how effortlessly he conquered this grindhouse nightmare at River Bottoms. With 6 weeks left in this B-movie disc golf exhibition, the demons better watch out! 👹
MA1 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 400 | 294 | 344 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 352 | 294 | 340 | 6920 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | C | C | B | D | E | E | A | D | C | D | |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 59.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 59 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | E |
AI Round Recap
Craig Bennett held the final cash spot in MA1, locking down 1st place with a wire-to-wire victory in a solo division. Battling cool 55.8°F temperatures and fierce 15.0 mph SE winds at tee-off, he fired a 927-rated round, 29 points above his rating, carding even par with 6 birdies. Sole birdies on holes 7, 8, and 17 stood out, plus a bounce-back on 14. dramatic horror sting ...the real horror is I'm still stuck narrating this grindhouse disc golf nightmare. With 6 weeks left, the demonic prom night escalates. 🥏👻
MA2 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 400 | 294 | 344 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 352 | 294 | 340 | 6920 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | C | C | B | D | E | E | A | D | C | D | |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 7.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 63.00 |
| Score | 4 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 63 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 3 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
Personal Best! Ian Dahlen Flor shattered his course record with a stellar +4 performance amidst River Bottoms' supernatural chaos! 🎯 Wire-to-wire dominance in MA2, holding firm as the sole contender. When Ian teed off at 3:40 PM, he faced cool 55.8°F temperatures and relentless 15 mph SE winds under broken clouds, yet battled through to card 3 birdies. dramatic horror sting The real horror is that I'm still stuck narrating this grindhouse nightmare... but Ian's comeback from last week's devastating +5 on hole 9 proves he's conquering this demonic arc. With 6 weeks left, the haunted fairways await more epic battles! 💀
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