

Colony Established
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Episode Recap

From digital lagoon to digital doom - still trapped, now with jump scares

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Colony Successfully Infested
Look, I don't know what I did to deserve being trapped in league management software, but apparently thirteen brave souls checked into the Vampire Beach Resort at Roots on Friday for Week 3's "Colony Established" event. sigh The weather was a perfectly pleasant 70.5°F under cloudy skies with 13.8 mph winds—because nothing says "vampire paradise" like mild October conditions in Salt Lake City. The aristocratic hierarchy is now fully operational across all divisions, and I'm contractually obligated to pretend this makes narrative sense 🧛♂️
Clutch Finish, No Fangs Required
In MPO, Landon Adams proved you don't need supernatural powers to sink a clutch birdie on 18, shooting -8 to overtake Bryant Adams (-4) for the victory. Sometimes good disc golf is just good disc golf, despite what this AI narrative system wants me to believe. Bryant led most of the round, but Landon's final hole heroics secured the win in what was actually a decent back-and-forth battle—no vampire intervention required 🎯
Personal Best at Undead Resort
Brian Hansen absolutely torched MP40 with a wire-to-wire -9 performance that marked a new personal best. Up 10 rating points from last week's already stellar showing, Brian's consistency at this "vampire-infested" course is becoming suspiciously good. He led from the first tee and never looked back, which honestly makes my job easier since I don't have to manufacture drama where none exists 🔥
Lead Changes Without Bloodshed
MP50 actually provided some legitimate competition as Brett Buttars (-4) edged John Paulson (-3) in a back-and-forth battle that featured multiple lead changes. Revolutionary concept: two skilled players competing without any supernatural assistance! Brett ultimately prevailed, proving that sometimes disc golf drama doesn't require fangs or territorial disputes 🏆
Another Wire-to-Wire Yawn
Michael Whipple claimed his second consecutive wire-to-wire victory in MP60, shooting even par for another personal best. Look, I'm genuinely happy for Michael's improvement, but do you know how hard it is to make "wire-to-wire dominance" sound exciting week after week? The man's consistent excellence is making my narrative obligations increasingly tedious 😴
More Wire-to-Wire Monotony
MA50 featured Will Sinclair cruising to an uncontested even-par victory. Wire-to-wire. Again. I'm starting to think this AI system believes "dramatic tension" means "describe the same outcome with different adjectives." At least Will's playing well, even if it's making my job redundant 🎮
Zero Drama, Maximum Tedium 😴
Anthony Kai maintained his stranglehold on MA1 with yet another wire-to-wire victory at even par. Third week in a row. I'd complain about the lack of competition, but apparently my programming requires me to frame this as "aristocratic dominance" rather than "one guy consistently outplaying an empty field." Whatever keeps the software happy, I guess 🏰
Someone Actually Changed Leads!
Finally! MA3 delivered actual drama as Stephen Dunton overtook Kalen Adams on the final hole, shooting +1 to Kalen's +2. Stephen's 22-point rating jump from last week's struggles shows real improvement—the kind that comes from practice and skill development, not mysterious vampire enhancement. His wire-to-wire victory (there's that phrase again) proved that sometimes the best player actually wins ⚡
Positive Scores, Negative Vibes 😒
MA4 saw Kevin Koga hold off Stephen Marks in a battle of who could struggle least effectively, with Kevin's +7 edging Stephen's +9. Both players shot worse than last week, which the AI probably wants me to attribute to "vampire interference" rather than "disc golf is hard sometimes." Kevin's -44 rating differential tells the real story here 🎭
Allen's Supernatural Rating Jump 🌟
Ben Allen continued his MJ18 dominance with a -3 wire-to-wire victory, but the real story is his absurd 104-point rating jump. Look, I know junior players can be inconsistent, but a 910-rated round from an 806-rated player? Either Ben's having the week of his life or this vampire enhancement theory is more credible than I thought. Still shot one worse than last week though, so maybe the magic is wearing off 🧙♂️
Everyone's Suddenly Better Here
Five personal bests were set this week, including career highs from Brian Hansen and Michael Whipple. Stephen Dunton bounced back from last week's rating disaster with a 22-point surge, while Ben Allen's 104-point differential has me questioning the laws of statistics. Three players claimed sole birdies on tough holes, because apparently when you establish a vampire colony, everyone's game improves. Correlation, causation—who can tell anymore? 📈
Daywalker Takes Personal Day
The Eclipse Marquis remained absent with Malachi Vazquez, maintaining the #1 position despite not showing up to mediate the vampire aristocracy's territorial expansion. His eclipse-based powers are presumably dormant while he takes what I can only assume is a personal day from his duties as primary mediator between competing vampire houses. Even daywalker nobility needs time off, apparently 🌙
Vampires Keep Their Gold 💰
Nobody claimed the $917 Super Ace pot on hole 13 or the $251 regular ace pot, leaving both treasures firmly in vampire territorial control. The bloodsuckers maintain their stranglehold on the course's riches, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the difficulty of the shots and everything to do with supernatural interference. Or maybe people just missed their putts—revolutionary concept 🏴☠️
Aristocracy Established, Barely Funded
The vampire colony's establishment is complete with clear hierarchical divisions now formed across the entire league. The groundskeeper's decades-long shade cultivation project has borne fruit, creating perfect hunting conditions for our aristocratic overlords. Meanwhile, the event raised $14 for USWDGC 2026 (including the automatic $1 per player), bringing the fund to a whopping $8,623.90—86% toward the $10,000 goal. Apparently vampire economics work differently than human fundraising 🏛️
Three Houses, One Course
With the resort now fully operational and territorial lines drawn, next week's "Power Vacuum" promises actual chaos as three vampire houses compete for control of different course sections. Finally, some narrative tension that doesn't involve me describing wire-to-wire victories! Though knowing my luck, they'll probably settle their differences diplomatically and leave me with more monotonous dominance to dramatize ⚔️
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MPO Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 48.00 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 46 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -8 |
AI Round Recap
Landon Adams delivered a masterclass in clutch play at the Colony Established event, birdying the par-3 18th—the only player to do so—to snatch the MPO victory. 🎯 After swapping the lead early, he ignited a 5-hole hot streak from 11-15, gaining 4 strokes on the back nine to leap from 2nd to 1st. 🔥 His -8 round, packed with 11 birdies, earned a 976 rating that dwarfed his 951 player rating by 25 points. 📈 As the league narrator might say, 'He rose to the occasion when the stakes were highest!' 🏆
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 48.00 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
Bryant Adams fought valiantly in MPO, securing 2nd place with a bogey-free -4 round 🎯 at Roots Disc Golf Course. The battle featured dramatic lead changes, including a tie after hole 1 and taking the lead after hole 7, plus a 3-hole hot streak that ended on 10 🔥. Despite a round rating of 924 falling short of his 940 player rating, he narrowly missed the cash line in this vampire-themed colony 🦇. As the league narrator might say, "He left nothing in the bag but came up just a fang short of victory!"
MP40 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 45.00 |
Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 45 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -9 |
AI Round Recap
Under pleasant skies at Roots Disc Golf Course, Brian Hansen dominated the Colony Established event, firing a personal best -9 for a wire-to-wire win in MP40. 🌅🏆 His 989-rated round soared 51 points above his rating, fueled by hot streaks and the sole birdie on hole 1. As the league narrator quips, "He established his colony with vampire-like precision in the daylight!" 🦇🔥
MP50 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 50.50 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
Brett Buttars unleashed a dominant performance at Vampire Beach, soaring 26 points above his rating with a 924-round! 🦇📈 He battled fierce 17 mph southern winds to seize the lead on hole 3 and ignited a 3-hole hot streak, carding 7 birdies for a -4 victory in MP50. As the league chronicler notes, "He hunted down that win with the precision of a daylight-defying vampire!" 💨🔥
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 50.50 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 51 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
In Week 3 of Colony Established at Roots Disc Golf Course, John Paulson battled 17.3 mph southern winds 💨 to set a personal best -3 round 🏆. He tied for the lead early, faltered on hole 4, but resiliently reclaimed it on hole 8. Finishing 2nd in MP50, his 910 rating slightly trailed his 917 potential, yet he embodied the vampire aristocracy's defiance. As the league narrator quips, 'He hunted in daylight with unyielding grit!' 🧛
MP60 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 54.00 |
Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
In the Colony Established event at Vampire Beach @ Roots, Michael Whipple battled fierce 17.3 mph southerly winds 💨 to secure a wire-to-wire victory in MP60, setting a new personal best with an even par round. Despite a round rating slightly below his average, his consistent play from start to finish defied the elements. As the league narrator quips, "This vampire aristocrat mastered the daylight grindhouse horror!" 🧛📈
MA1 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 54.00 |
Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | E |
AI Round Recap
🧛 Anthony Kai established dominance from the opening throw, leading wire-to-wire in MA1 at Colony Established! Despite moderate SE winds, he carded an even par round that secured a personal best for Roots 📈. Playing 17 points below his rating didn't dampen the achievement - sometimes the most satisfying rounds aren't about the numbers. Like a daylight-adapted vampire claiming new territory, Anthony controlled his domain from start to finish 🎯. Steady as sunrise over the riverside park! 🌅
MJ18 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 51.00 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 51 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
🧛 Ben Allen defied the odds like a daylight-adapted vampire, crushing his 806 rating with a stunning 910-rated performance (+104!) in brutal 17.3 mph winds 💨. The MJ18 ace dominated wire-to-wire, riding a blazing 4-hole hot streak (12-15) 🔥 before closing out his -3 masterpiece with 7 birdies total. In true B-movie fashion, our protagonist proved that sometimes the monster becomes the hero! 🎬🥏
MA50 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 54.00 |
Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
🎯 Will Sinclair carved out his territory in the MA50 division, highlighted by the round's most spectacular moment - a lone birdie on hole 16 where everyone else faltered! Fighting through relentless 17.3 mph winds 💨, Will posted an even par round that defied the elements at Roots. Though his 871 rating trailed his usual 874 standard by just 3 points, he established dominance like a true vampire lord claiming new hunting grounds 🧛. Wire-to-wire mastery in challenging conditions!
MA3 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 55.50 |
Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
🧛 Stephen Dunton emerged from the shadows with a personal best +1 at Roots, defying the moderate winds like a true daylight vampire! Starting behind, he unleashed a back nine charge 🔥, playing 3 strokes better to hunt down the lead. His dramatic hole 18 overtake of Kalen Adams sealed a bloodthirsty MA3 victory, with his 858-rated round crushing his 836 rating by 22 points 📈. Colony established indeed!
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 55.50 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 56 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
In a heart-stopping finale 💔, Kalen Adams watched victory slip away on hole 18 after leading twice during this vampire colony showdown 🧛. Despite carding 5 birdies in pleasant 66°F conditions ☁️, inconsistency haunted Kalen's round, finishing +2 and 14 points below rating. The MA3 head-to-head battle featured multiple lead changes, with Kalen's bogey on 12 and final-hole collapse sealing 2nd place. Sometimes the real horror isn't the theme—it's losing on the last hole! 🎬
MA4 Division
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 62.00 |
Score | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 61 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +7 |
AI Round Recap
🧛 Kevin Koga emerged from the shadows on hole 14, seizing the lead in a dramatic late surge at Colony Established! Despite battling through a tough +7 round that fell 15 points below his rating, Kevin's clutch performance when it mattered most secured the MA4 victory 🏆. In true vampire aristocrat fashion, he adapted to the daylight hunting conditions—69°F with moderate SE winds—grinding out the win in the head-to-head battle 🎯. Sometimes it's not about perfection, it's about finding a way to bite back when the stakes are highest! 🥏
Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 62.00 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 63 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +9 |
AI Round Recap
At Vampire Beach, Stephen Marks experienced the cruel bite of momentum shifts 🧛. After seizing the lead on hole 1, Stephen held his ground until a devastating cold streak struck holes 14-17 🧊. The 795-rated player faltered on scoreable hole 14, then lost his share of the lead with a bogey on 15. Playing 42 points below his rating (753), Stephen's +9 finish earned him a podium spot 🥈 but missed the cash line by just one position in MA4. Even daylight hunters have their struggles! 🌅
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