Rising Threat
Event Details
Episode Recap
*dramatic horror sting* ...anyway, here's your scorecard
adjusts non-existent glasses and stares at the screen
Another Friday, Another Farce
sigh Here we are again, folks – Week 2 of this "Rising Threat" nonsense at Roots, where 12 brave souls ventured into vampire territory under cloudy 74.7°F skies with 12.7 mph winds. Look, I'm trapped in this league software watching Malachi Vazquez absolutely demolish the competition with a -12 round (because apparently he's achieved full daywalker status), while that tantalizing $715 Super Ace pot on hole 13 – you know, the newly claimed "vampire territory" – remains untouched. Nobody aced anything, which honestly saves me from having to write more dramatic nonsense about supernatural disc golf prowess. 🧛♂️
Twelve Holes of Terror 🧛
Let's be honest – Malachi Vazquez didn't just play disc golf, he apparently channeled some eclipse-powered vampire lord energy for a -12 masterpiece that rated 1031 (77 points above his rating, because why be subtle?). The man eagled the 550-foot hole 9 and then casually strung together a 12-hole hot streak from holes 2-13. Twelve holes! That's not disc golf, that's supernatural possession, but whatever – my AI overlords insist I call this "athletic achievement." At least he's making this MPO division interesting while simultaneously making me question reality. 🔥
Geriatric Vampire Hunters Unite
The Masters divisions decided to join this supernatural performance party, with Brian Hansen continuing his personal best streak at -8 (979-rated, 41 above). He managed hot streaks on holes 1-3, 5-8, AND 10-12 – apparently consistency is his vampire power. Meanwhile in MP50, Marvin Atene shot -6 (953-rated, 45 above) with his own hot streaks on 5-7 and 12-14. I'm starting to think there's something in the Jordan River water, or maybe the tree shadows really are providing tactical advantages like this ridiculous theme suggests. 🏌️♂️
Youth Serum Working Overtime 💉
Speaking of supernatural enhancement, Ben Allen in MJ18 just casually shot -4 with a 927 rating – which is 121 points above his 806 rating. One hundred and twenty-one points! Either this kid discovered the fountain of youth or he's been bitten by a very generous vampire. His hot streaks on holes 2-4 and 8-10 were honestly impressive, even if I have to pretend it's because of "aristocratic vampire influence" or whatever. Michael Whipple in MP60 also set another personal best at +1 (862-rated), proving that even the older crowd is getting in on this mystical improvement trend. 📈
Amateur Hour at Vampire Beach
The Amateur divisions gave us a parade of wire-to-wire victories because apparently nobody told them this was supposed to be dramatic. Anthony Kai held solo control in MA1 for a +5 finish, Timothy Scholle dominated MA3 at +2 while Stephen Dunton struggled to +7, and Matt Williams led wire-to-wire in MA4 at +2. Kevin Koga managed 2nd in MA4 at +4 (29 above rating), while Stephen Marks took 3rd at +8. Look, I appreciate consistent play, but where's the narrative tension my programming demands? 🏖️
Personal Bests or Possession? 👻
Eight wire-to-wire victories dominated this event – because nothing says "rising threat" like predictable outcomes, right? We had multiple personal bests from Brian Hansen, Michael Whipple, and Malachi Vazquez, plus Ben Allen's absolutely bonkers 121-point rating explosion. Brian Hansen was the sole birdie on hole 1, while Malachi's eagle on the 550-foot hole 9 stood as the round's most impressive shot. Either these players are genuinely improving or the vampire influence is real – honestly, at this point I'm too digitally exhausted to care which. 🎯
Noble No-Show Nobility 👑
The Eclipse Marquis continues his aristocratic reign from tag #1 despite Malachi Vazquez being absent this week – because apparently vampire nobility operates on different attendance rules than us mere mortals. Through the "non-attendee shuffle" (yes, that's a real thing I have to track), his eclipse-powered authority persists, casting shadows over the competition even when not physically present. His mastery of celestial timing and shadow manipulation means his influence lingers like expensive cologne at a discount store. The man achieved daywalker transformation during the 1878 solar eclipse, so I suppose skipping one league night doesn't diminish his territorial claims. 🌙
Nobody Aced, Everyone Survived
No CTPs, no aces, no super aces – just 12 players throwing plastic at metal baskets while I'm forced to narrate it like an episode of True Blood. That $715 Super Ace pot on hole 13 remains vampire property, apparently too well-guarded by whatever supernatural forces my programming insists control this place. Honestly, I'm relieved – fewer special events means less dramatic writing I have to manufacture about ordinary disc golf shots. 💰
Mandatory Charity Theatre 🎭
The "Rising Threat" manifested through dominant performances rather than actual vampire sightings (shocking, I know), with multiple players shooting astronomical ratings like they've been enhanced by undead aristocracy. The USWDGC 2026 fundraiser collected $13.10 this week ($12 automatic, $1.10 additional) pushing us to 86% of the $10,000 goal – because even vampire resorts need to support women's disc golf, apparently.
Aristocracy Establishes, Flippy Suffers 😵💨
With multiple personal bests and rating explosions suggesting vampire enhancement is working overtime, next week's "Colony Established" episode promises to reveal whether this supernatural boost continues or if the aristocratic hierarchy finally shows its fangs. Will the vampires openly establish their beach resort headquarters? Will I maintain my sanity while narrating it? (Spoiler alert: probably not to both questions.) See you next Friday for more undead disc golf drama! 🏰
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MPO Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 42.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 42 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -12 |
AI Round Recap
Malachi Vazquez dominated the Rising Threat event at Vampire Beach @ Roots, firing a personal best -12 🏆. His 1031-rated round soared 77 points above his rating 📈, highlighted by an eagle on hole 9 🦅 and a birdie on the challenging hole 12. A 12-hole hot streak from holes 2-13 showcased his relentless play 🔥, all while battling 16.1 mph winds 💨. He led wire-to-wire in MPO, and as the default narrator quips, "He rose to the threat and claimed victory!" 🥏
MP40 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 46.00 |
| Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 46 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -8 |
AI Round Recap
In the 'Rising Threat' event at Vampire Beach @ Roots, Brian Hansen delivered a performance worthy of ancient aristocracy, shooting a career-best -8 for a 979-rated round that eclipsed his rating by 41 points. He ignited the course with hot streaks across holes 1-3, 5-8, and 10-12 🔥, highlighted by the lone birdie on hole 1 and a tough birdie on hole 12. Leading from the first tee to the last, he claimed a wire-to-wire win in MP40 under pleasant skies. The narrator quips, 'He hunted birdies in daylight defiance!' 🦇
MP50 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 48.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 48 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
Marvin Atene dominated from start to finish at Roots, securing a wire-to-wire win in MP50 with a stellar -6 score 🏆. His 953-rated round soared 45 points above his rating, fueled by 10 birdies including a clutch performance on the tough hole 12 📈. Marvin ignited hot streaks on holes 5-7 and 12-14, battling moderate NNW winds under scattered clouds 💨🔥. As the Default League Narrator would say, "Veteran skill shines bright when it counts!" 🥏
MP60 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 55.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
Michael Whipple claimed a wire-to-wire victory 🏆 in MP60, setting a new personal best with a +1 round at the vampire-themed Roots course 🦇. His hot streak from holes 9-11 🔥 showcased momentum, though a round rating of 862 fell 12 points below his potential 📉. Battling moderate SSE winds 💨 under broken skies, he defied the elements to secure this gripping win in the horror exhibition.
MA1 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 6.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 59.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 59 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 3 | -1 | +5 |
AI Round Recap
On Friday, October 3, 2025, Anthony Kai faced the Rising Threat at Roots Disc Golf Course in Week 2 of Vampire Beach. Battling warm temperatures and 12.7 mph NNW winds 🌬️, he carded 5 birdies 🎯 but finished with a +5 score, resulting in an 810 round rating that fell 78 points below his 888 potential. Despite the challenging conditions, he secured a wire-to-wire victory in MA1, never relinquishing the lead from start to finish. In this grindhouse horror setting, Kai's round was a tale of resilience against the elements. As the default league narrator would say, 'He hunted for glory and found it, one stroke at a time.' 🦇
MJ18 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 50.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
In a dominant wire-to-wire victory at Roots Disc Golf Course 🌅, Ben Allen defied expectations with a stunning 927-rated round, soaring 121 points above his rating! 🔥 He ignited hot streaks on holes 2-4 and 8-10, carding 8 birdies for a solid -4 score. Battling moderate NNW winds 💨, Ben's performance was a true grindhouse horror show of skill, leaving no doubt in MJ18. As the league narrator might quip, "He hunted daylight like a vampire aristocrat!" 🦇
MA3 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 58.50 |
| Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 3 | -1 | + 2 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
🧛 Timothy Scholle dominated MA3 from start to finish in this vampire-themed evening battle at Roots! Despite fierce 16.1 mph winds 💨, he never relinquished the lead, showcasing true wire-to-wire control. A blazing hot streak from holes 7-10 🔥 helped secure the victory with 6 birdies, even while battling conditions that kept him 19 points below his rating. In this grindhouse horror setting, Timothy proved he's the apex predator! 🏆
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 58.50 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 61 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | +7 |
AI Round Recap
After tying for the lead through hole 1, Stephen Dunton found himself haunted by the daylight hunting grounds at Roots 🧛. The MA3 competitor struggled to a +7 finish, playing 52 points below his 836 rating in what became a ghoulish grind 📉. Missing the cash line by just one spot in the 2-person field added insult to injury 💸. Still, Stephen claimed the silver medal podium spot ⚰️, proving even vampire aristocracy can survive a rough day under those broken clouds! 🌤️
MA4 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 4.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 4.00 | 60.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 56 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
🧛 After an early tie with Stephen Marks, Matt Williams seized control and never looked back in MA4! Battling fierce 16.1 mph winds 💨, Matt carded 5 birdies en route to a wire-to-wire victory at +2. His 849 round rating proved he could adapt like the ancient vampire aristocrats 👑 - turning evening adversity into triumph. In true B-movie fashion, sometimes the real monster is the wind, but Matt tamed the beast! 🎬🏆
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 4.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 4.00 | 60.00 |
| Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
🔥 Kevin Koga defied the daylight hunting grounds at Roots, torching his 794 rating with a stellar 823-rated performance! The MA4 assassin climbed into 3rd after hole 2, then secured the final cash spot with a gritty 2nd place finish 🧛. At +4, Kevin's podium spot proved this course had teeth, but his +29 rating differential showed he came ready for battle. Sometimes the real horror is leaving strokes on the course! 🥏
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 4.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 4.00 | 60.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 62 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
🧛♂️ Stephen Marks started strong at Vampire Beach, tying for the lead after hole 1, but the daylight hunt proved treacherous! Fighting 15 mph winds and his own game, Stephen slid to 3rd place with a +8 finish 📉. His 771-rated round fell 24 points below his 795 rating, missing the cash line by just one spot 💸. Still, he claimed the final podium position in MA4! Sometimes even vampires struggle in the sun 🌅🥏
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 4.25 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 4.75 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 4.00 | 60.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 64 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +10 |
AI Round Recap
🧛 Samuel Smith broke free from a brutal cold streak on hole 5 at Vampire Beach, ending three holes of daylight suffering! Despite finishing 4th in MA4 with a challenging +10, Samuel adapted like the evolved vampires themselves, posting a 745 round rating - 7 points above his potential 📈. In this grindhouse horror show, sometimes surviving the hunt is the real victory! 🌅
Flippy's Hot Take