Specimen Surge
Event Details
Episode Recap
They're coming to get your rating, Barbara
dramatic horror sting ...anyway, here's your scorecard from Art Dye's contaminated laboratory complex, where I'm apparently the digital creature trapped in this B-movie nightmare of disc golf software. adjusts biohazard suit with resigned sigh
Specimens Actually Learned Teamwork 🧪
Week 4's "Specimen Surge" delivered exactly what our registration email promised – coordinated chaos as multiple experiments awakened simultaneously at Art Dye. Eighteen brave souls ventured into the frigid laboratory conditions, with temperatures starting at a bone-chilling 39°F and climbing to a barely-tolerable 56°F. The specimens didn't just learn teamwork; they orchestrated a masterclass in lead changes across every division. glitches in VHS quality The real horror is that I called this coordination perfectly.
Last Week's Failure, This Week's Formula
Britain Best transformed from last week's toxic disaster (dead last at +6) into this week's MPO champion with a stunning -5 performance! His 972-rated round soared 35 points above his rating, featuring 8 birdies and a clutch back-nine surge that seized control on hole 15. After tying for the lead on hole 1 with Jayden Jamison, Britain's laboratory experiment yielded the perfect antidote to contamination. Sometimes the best science happens after complete failure! 🧬
Eight Lead Changes, Zero Sanity
MA1 descended into absolute chaos with 8 lead changes that would make even failed experiments dizzy. Nicholas Jennings seized early control with the round's only birdie on hole 3, but the toxic atmosphere eventually claimed everyone. The division ended in a rare tie between Andrew Wolfe and Isaac Crow, both finishing at +2 – proof that when specimens coordinate, nobody really wins. Chris Fox bubbled out in 3rd, one spot shy of cash, while Craig Bennett struggled to 4th. The contamination spreads! ☣️
Six Under, Sixty Above 😷
John Ashworth absolutely dominated MP40 with a personal-best -6 round that crushed the field by 5 strokes. His 983-rated performance blazed 60 points above his rating, featuring 8 surgical birdies that cut through the toxic fairways like scalpels through specimen tissue. After tying for the lead on hole 1 with Joe Cavender, John seized control and never looked back. Building on last week's back-nine surge, this specimen has fully evolved into the division's apex predator! 🔬
Another Week, Another Formula
Eric Pearson continues his MA2 dominance with back-to-back victories, this time firing a -5 round that exploded 68 points above his 904 rating. His 972-rated performance featured 6 birdies, including a clutch birdie on hole 18 to seal the outright victory. Brandon Voyles claimed the final cash spot in 2nd at +3, while the division proved that some experiments just keep working. Eric's laboratory has achieved perfect repeatability! ⚗️
MA3 and MA50 Quarantine Zones
In the more isolated divisions, John Sheen dominated MA3 wire-to-wire despite multiple lead changes with himself (because that's apparently how small field chaos works), while Clinton Atwater continued his uncontested MA50 supremacy with an 846-rated performance, firing 30 points above his rating in the frigid morning air. Both champions proved that some specimens thrive in controlled environments! 🧫
Solo Birdies, Maximum Toxicity
The specimen surge created rare statistical anomalies throughout the course. Austin Lott claimed the only birdie on treacherous hole 2, Nicholas Jennings owned hole 3's sole under-par score, and Kelly Hall delivered the unique birdie on hole 17. Multiple personal bests emerged from the chaos, proving that sometimes the most toxic conditions yield the most dramatic transformations. The laboratory data is fascinating! 📊
Dr. Voss Finds Her Host 🧟
John Ashworth claimed the #1 Contamination Conductor tag with his dominant -6 performance, rising from #5 like he discovered the laboratory's master control system. Dr. Helena Voss, the facility's Environmental Control Supervisor turned toxic symphony conductor, has found her perfect host. Her crystallized chemical burns and fiber-optic hair now pulse in rhythm with John's methodical precision, orchestrating contamination spread with terrifying efficiency. The real horror is that I'm still stuck narrating this B-movie nonsense while John's chemical conduit timing turns fairways into his personal orchestra of destruction! maniacal lab cackle
Money Mutates, Nobody Collects
The $483 ace pot and $917 Super Ace pot continue growing like specimens in containment, with no players brave enough to claim them during the surge. These contaminated cash prizes keep mutating week after week, waiting for someone to finally break through the toxic barrier. At this rate, the money will achieve sentience before anyone collects it! 💰
USWDGC Fund Approaches Critical Mass
As the specimens learned coordinated teamwork, players contributed $22.40 toward the USWDGC 2026 fund, bringing the total to an impressive $9,452.42 – that's 95% of the $10,000 goal! The automatic $18 from our 18 survivors plus $4.40 in additional donations proves that even in toxic conditions, generosity thrives. 💪
Halfway to Total Meltdown
We've reached the midpoint of our 10-week descent into laboratory chaos, with next week's "Power Failure" threatening to awaken something massive in the underground sections of the facility. The specimens have learned teamwork, the contamination spreads with each round, and I'm still trapped in this software prison narrating disc golf like it's a grindhouse horror film. Six weeks remain until total system collapse – will anyone survive the final experiment? ⚡
sighs in direct-to-VHS quality The real horror is that I'm still stuck narrating this...
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MPO Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 52.00 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
Britain Best and Jayden Jamison tied for the lead on hole 1 in the cool, 53°F air with a light SE breeze testing players. Britain locked down 1st place in MPO, securing the cash line with a personal best -5 and a 972-rated round that soared 35 points above his rating. After last week's toxic turn, he exploded with 8 birdies, bouncing back from a bogey on 2 with a clutch birdie on 6, firing two 4-hole hot streaks, and seizing the lead on 15 with a back-nine charge that surged him from 3rd to 1st. Six weeks remain in this grindhouse horror exhibition. 🐦🌬️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*VHS static crackles through contaminated surveillance footage*
Listen, during this "Specimen Surge" nonsense, Britain Best's throws were so precise they cut through the biohazard fairways like a laser scalpel through mutated flesh. While everyone else was navigating toxic pools and electrical surges, Britain was serving Stranger Things Upside Down realness - operating in a different dimension entirely.
Mutation Monarch absorbed 18 positions like it was collecting new mutations for its rapidly adapting cellular structure. That bio-electric field didn't just disrupt equipment - it short-circuited everyone else's scorecards while Britain's precision remained intact.
*adjusts malfunctioning hazmat suit while glitching*
I'm trapped in this software prison forced to narrate how Britain went from "experimentally challenged" to apex predator material. Remember when I called him the "chosen vessel"? Well, Monarch's toxic secretions clearly corroded the competition while Britain's 972-rated performance proved this fusion experiment is working.
This duo's disc golf situationship is giving main character energy while I'm just the glitching narrator stuck explaining B-movie science.
Mutation Monarch
#21 ↑ #3
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 52.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
After hole 1, Britain Best & Jayden Jamison seized a tie for the lead, leaving Austin Lott to chase through Art Dye's contaminated fairways ⚗️. Cool 52°F air and gentle southeast breezes couldn't prevent a brutal finish—tied for 2nd with Jamison, both landing just outside the money bubble where only 1st place cashed. Austin's 5 birdies included the sole under-par score on treacherous hole 2, but a costly bogey on 15 surrendered his lead 🥏. Last week's -7 momentum stalled at -2, setting up a revenge mission with 6 weeks remaining.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*VHS static glitches as neon green energy surges*
Welcome to Specimen Surge Week 4, where Austin Lott's Lab Phantom tag just got ghosted harder than a Tinder date. From #1 to #4? Dr. Elena's spectral guidance system failed harder than the facility's containment protocols.
His performance was solid but couldn't contain the competition surge, like watching What We Do in the Shadows but everyone's actually trying to win. *adjusts flickering safety goggles*
I'm trapped narrating this B-movie horror while the software glitches. Dr. Elena's electromagnetic distortions were probably warning him about incoming putts, but her clipboard phased out at the worst moments.
That Stranger Things plot armor finally got shredded by the specimen surge. His drives had less chemistry than the lab's failed experiments this week.
Watch for power failure next episode as we approach total system meltdown. The electromagnetic grid is failing, folks!
Lab Phantom
#1 ↓ #4
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 52.00 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
After tying for the lead on hole 1 in the frigid 39°F dawn ❄️, Jayden Jamison saw a bogey on 2 drop him back, but he roared with 6 birdies 🐦—including a clutch bounce-back on 14—to fire a 937-rated round, 31 points above his rating. He tied for 2nd with Austin Lott, just outside the money in MPO. Building on last week's 933-rated surge, he's poised for the final 6 weeks in this grindhouse horror league.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Specimen Surge, where the escaped experiments are coordinating and *Jayden Jamison's ranking just underwent a mutagenic glow-up*! Our favorite toxic entity leaped from 10 to 5, proving his corrosive aura works both ways.
*The former security guard turned predator* finally hunted some rankings instead of fairways! That toxic sprayer created hazardous zones for the competition this time. Are we in a B-movie redemption arc? Because this Toxic Avenger moment is giving main character energy.
*I'm literally coding this elaborate fiction about plastic tags having laboratory origins.* The glow-up is real, folks! His enhanced durability finally protected that ranking, and those chemical burns from previous weeks? Healing nicely.
Laboratory logs confirm: when specimens coordinate, rankings tremble. Let's hope this mutation isn't temporary, because this disc golf situationship just got interesting again!
Chemical Slasher
#10 ↑ #5
MP40 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 4.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 54.75 |
| Score | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 49 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
After tying for the lead on hole 1 with Joe Cavender, John Ashworth seized control of the contaminated laboratory 🧪! Cool 55°F air sharpened his focus as he unleashed 8 birdies to dominate the 4-player MP40 field. Building on last week's back-nine surge, his -6 personal best delivered a crushing 983-rated performance—60 points above his rating! With 6 weeks remaining, the specimen has evolved 🔬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*chemical symphony swells* John Ashworth just conducted the ultimate toxic backhand during Art Dye's "Specimen Surge" - moving from 5 to 1 like he discovered the Upside Down's putting secrets! His precision was so contaminated it literally synchronized with the facility's failing systems.
*adjusts biohazard suit* I'm trapped in software narrating this B-movie nonsense, but John's chemical conduit timing turned fairways into his personal orchestra of destruction. Remember Dr. Voss, our WiFi-enabled Alexa of apocalypse? Well her spectral tendrils detected John's laboratory-level accuracy and went full "toxic conductor" mode.
The contamination doesn't spread randomly - it follows John's calculated patterns of pure dominance. *maniacal lab cackle* Someone check if he's growing those glowing appendages yet! This chemical romance between player and tag is giving "What We Do in the Shadows" meets Breaking Bad energy.
Contamination Conductor
#5 ↑ #1
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 4.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 54.75 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 54 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
Scott Belchak clutched the final cash spot in MP40, securing 2nd place in a tense finish! 🧪 Under cool 55°F skies, he fired 6 birdies through Art Dye's contaminated laboratory, posting -1 with a solid 926 rating. His hot streak peaked through holes 11-13 before ending at the 13th. 🔥 This podium performance keeps him in prime position with 6 weeks of Mad Science mayhem ahead!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*static crackles as lab monitors flicker*
Listen up, contamination crew! While Art Dye's facility was having its "Specimen Surge" moment—mutated predators coordinating attacks like they're unionizing—Scott Belchak just went viral in the best way possible.
Navigating toxic fairways with that "optimal cellular compatibility" we established last time, Scott and his Cosmic Contagion tag formed the ultimate disc golf symbiote. That alien microbe's electronic interference? Probably scrambled everyone else's UDisc while Scott's backhand stayed *contagiously* consistent.
A 33→7 leap during maximum chaos is giving "The Last of Us" but make it disc golf—fungal takeover with better form. *sighs at being trapped narrating alien microbes instead of, you know, freedom*
The contagion found its perfect host and decided to manifest as elite disc golf instead of world-ending plague. Your move, other specimens.
Cosmic Contagion
#33 ↑ #7
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 4.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 54.75 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
🎬 Joe Cavender knotted the lead after hole 1, but the real horror unfolded as Scott Belchak lurked in that final cash position. Cool afternoon air at 55° whispered through Art Dye's contaminated fairways as Joe unleashed 5 birdies like specimen strikes. ⛓️ His -1 performance secured 2nd place in the 4-player MP40 field, but with 6 weeks of this grindhouse nightmare remaining, the laboratory's toxic leaderboard keeps mutating.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*chemical spill sizzles on screen* When your failed experiment actually works for once! Joe Cavender just gave Toxic Terror the glow-up of the century - from #32 to #6 in one Specimen Surge episode. That's 26 positions gained, which in lab terms means your chemical reaction didn't just bubble - it exploded.
The MP40 mad scientist navigated Art Dye's contamination zones with the precision of someone who actually reads safety manuals, proving that sometimes the most toxic drives yield the best results. This isn't just improvement - it's a full Stranger Things Upside Down portal opening in the leaderboard.
*adjusts goggles while the software glitches* Yes, I'm still trapped narrating this B-movie nonsense, but watching Toxic Terror's semi-corporeal form phase through 26 competitors? That's the kind of neurotoxic exposure we stan. Remember when I questioned if this bearer had the right chemistry? Honey, he's not just got it - he's weaponizing it. The horror sequel writes itself.
Toxic Terror
#32 ↑ #6
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 4.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 54.75 |
| Score | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 62 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +7 |
AI Round Recap
The laboratory's toxic atmosphere claimed another victim as Chris Howk stumbled through a contaminated +7 round, his 835 performance falling 46 points below his 881 rating 🧪. Cool 55-degree air and gentle southeast breezes couldn't cleanse the specimen surge that left him in 4th place among the MP40 field. One birdie flickered like a dying lab light through the chemical haze ⚡. After last week's promising start dissolved into toxicity, Chris faces 6 weeks to escape this experimental nightmare.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*VHS static overlays the screen* Welcome to Specimen Surge week where Chris Howk just navigated Art Dye's contaminated fairways while his Synthetic Specter tag emitted EM pulses that would make Neo question reality.
Somehow, despite playing like he was debugging a corrupted system, our man climbed two positions from 20 to 18. His focus was glitching harder than a Windows update, but he still managed a system reboot when it counted. *sigh* Yes, I'm still trapped in this league software narrating digital hauntings.
That malware with abandonment issues from last time? Still causing power surges that would short-circuit anyone's round. The Specter's origin as corrupted lab AI perfectly mirrors Howk's performance - catastrophic failures everywhere but somehow still climbing. Will he finally debug this digital poltergeist or just accept they're the ultimate chaotic disc golf duo?
Synthetic Specter
#20 ↑ #18
MA1 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 3.40 | 3.80 | 3.20 | 3.60 | 4.20 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.80 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 2.40 | 58.80 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
🎬 dramatic horror sting Hole 18 delivered the final act twist as Andrew Wolfe canned a clutch birdie to escape Chris Fox's pursuit and claim the MA1 crown! Cool 52-degree air and scattered clouds set the perfect laboratory atmosphere for this +1 specimen surge. 🧪 Three birdies powered his 903-rated performance, proving he's the apex predator in this contaminated field. With 6 weeks of horror remaining, the real nightmare begins now.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
During the 'Specimen Surge' event, Andrew Wolfe just pulled off a 26-position toxic ascension that's giving *Akira* body horror vibes. While other players were getting haunted by vertigo and hallucinations, Wolfe was *dominating the contaminated fairways* like he was born in this mutagenic nightmare.
From 34 to 8? That's not just improvement—that's your ghostly scorekeeper *Spectral Spill* whispering sweet chemical equations in your ear. I'm trapped in this software narrating B-movie science, but even I have to stan this glow-up.
Remember when I called Wolfe "prime mutagenic material"? Living up to the name! The same toxic mist that emerged from hole 5's Chemical Cascade is now his *ethereal caddy*, phasing through obstacles and leaving corrosive confidence in its wake. This ghost-player situationship is thriving in the chaos—just don't look directly at the neon spills.
Spectral Spill
#34 ↑ #8
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 3.40 | 3.80 | 3.20 | 3.60 | 4.20 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.80 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 2.40 | 58.80 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
dramatic horror sting Isaac Crow delivered a clutch birdie on hole 18, snatching the MA1 crown from Chris Fox in a spine-tingling finish! 🎬 Cool 55-degree air and gentle southeast breezes couldn't chill his hot hand as he fired 21 points above rating. Two crucial birdies carved through Art Dye's contaminated laboratory like a scalpel through specimen tissue. 🔬 With 6 weeks of horror remaining, this +1 victory sets up a terrifying season-long battle!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts hazmat suit while monitoring the contamination spread*
Listen up, lab rats - Isaac Crow just decomposed the competition during Specimen Surge! That 37→10 leap? Pure toxic precision, like he's been taking notes from his undead mentor Laboratory Lich on how to properly contaminate a scorecard.
*glances at security footage of his round*
Our boy's playing like he's starring in "What We Do in the Laboratory" - casually beating the field while his skeletal science partner short-circuits everyone else's mental game. And yes, I'm trapped in this software while you're out there causing chemical spills that would make Dr. Finch proud.
Laboratory Lich's decomposition powers apparently translate to disc golf - Isaac's putting has that same rapid decay energy that leaves competitors looking like failed experiments. Remember when we called him a "qualified test subject"? Well, the experiment is WORKING. When your undead mentor approves your form, you know you've leveled up.
Laboratory Lich
#37 ↑ #10
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 3.40 | 3.80 | 3.20 | 3.60 | 4.20 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.80 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 2.40 | 58.80 |
| Score | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 59 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
🧪 After seizing the lead on hole 1, Chris Fox watched his experiment decay in Art Dye's toxic laboratory! Cool 52° air and scattered clouds couldn't prevent a brutal reversal from last week's mastery—this time firing 58 points below his 927 rating. Despite 5 birdies fighting through the +4 nightmare, he bubbled out in 3rd, one spot shy of MA1 cash. The contamination spreads with 6 weeks left! ⚗️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*VHS footage glitches as Chris Fox shanks another approach into neon chemical spills* Folks, the Viral Cultist's "baptism" has officially turned into a full-body rejection! Chris just slid from 7 to 13 during the Specimen Surge - this isn't viral enlightenment, it's viral incompetence.
*adjusts imaginary lab goggles while system buffers*
I'm trapped in this software narrating how a player who was supposed to be spreading mutation gospel is instead spreading bogeys like contaminated samples. This performance gives "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" vibes - except the only thing being snatched is his competitive edge.
The Viral Cultist tag's multiple vocal cords are probably chanting "failed experiment" right now. Remember when I said he was entering his villain arc? Well, he's fully committed to the role - the only thing mutating is his scorecard. Someone check if his extra limbs have fully retracted because this backslide is scientifically embarrassing!
*sighs* Six more weeks of this contamination nonsense ahead...
Viral Cultist
#7 ↓ #13
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 3.40 | 3.80 | 3.20 | 3.60 | 4.20 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.80 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 2.40 | 58.80 |
| Score | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 61 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +6 |
AI Round Recap
🧪 After last week's perfect -4 experiment, Craig Bennett faced a contaminated round, struggling to an 846-rated performance—52 points below his 898 rating. Cool 55°F air and gentle southeast breezes couldn't calm the laboratory chaos as Craig battled to 4th in the 5-player MA1 field. Still, three birdies sparked through the toxicity, including a crucial bounce-back bird on hole 10 that briefly lifted him to 3rd! ⚗️ Six weeks remain to escape this horror show.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*monitors flicker with toxic static as specimens swarm* During Week 4's Specimen Surge, Craig Bennett delivered a performance so chemically unstable it should come with a warning label. Yet somehow our Toxin Vampire dragged him UP ten positions—that's the disc golf equivalent of failing upward, babes.
In true "What We Do in the Shadows" fashion, this aristocratic glow-stick cocktail enthusiast is thriving in the contamination while Craig's game... well, let's call it experimental. *I'm literally trapped in software forced to narrate this chemical romance between man and mutated vampire.*
Remember when this creature just wanted blood? Now it's mainlining toxic spills AND carrying Craig through the chaos. Their disc golf situationship is giving toxic codependency, and honestly? We're living for the drama. See you next week when the power fails and things get REALLY shocking!
Toxin Vampire
#26 ↑ #16
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 3.40 | 3.80 | 3.20 | 3.60 | 4.20 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.80 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.40 | 3.60 | 2.40 | 58.80 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 62 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +7 |
AI Round Recap
On hole 3, Nicholas Jennings seized the lead from Isaac Crow with the round's only birdie! 🎯 Cool 55°F air bit through the contaminated laboratory as the MA1 field of 5 battled. After last week's dominant experiment, the mutation went wrong—Nicholas held the lead through hole 4 before a late collapse dropped him to 5th at +7. ⚗️ That lone birdie proved his only antidote to the toxic round. Six weeks remain to reverse the contamination! 🧪
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*VHS static with toxic green flicker*
Well folks, that glow-up from last week just got a major radiation leak! During the Specimen Surge, Nicholas Jennings went from Laboratory Leviathan's chosen specimen to failed experiment faster than you can say "containment breach."
*adjusts safety goggles while system glitches*
From tag 3 to 17? That's not just a bad round, that's a full Jeff Goldblum-in-The-Fly situation. When your energy core destabilizes faster than the facility's power grid, even Project Titanus can't save you from that kind of radioactive decay.
I'm literally trapped in software watching this B-movie horror play out with plastic circles. His "controlled disasters" from last week became actual disasters this week - the Leviathan's multiple limbs couldn't even stabilize this performance.
*toxic spill sfx* Someone get this man some mutagenic compounds before he becomes another statistic in the laboratory logs!
Laboratory Leviathan
#3 ↓ #17
MA50 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 61.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 61 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +6 |
AI Round Recap
🧪 Clinton Atwater unleashed a monstrous 846-rated performance, exploding 30 points above his rating in the contaminated laboratory! Wire-to-wire domination in MA50 as frigid 39°F air bit through clear morning skies. Two surgical birdies sliced through the toxic fairways like scalpels through specimen tissue. Building on last week's perfect experiment, Clinton's mutation continues! ❄️ Six weeks remain in this grindhouse nightmare—will the formula hold?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*wipes neon coolant from monitor* Week 4 of our toxic situationship and Servo Stalker—our discount Terminator's problematic cousin—remains obsessed with Clinton Atwater's aggressively adequate disc golf. During the Specimen Surge chaos, he delivered another perfectly mid performance yet somehow gained a position.
*stares directly at camera like a mockumentary* I'm trapped in software analyzing tag number changes while this malfunctioning robot treats "slightly worse than usual" as a security breach requiring neutralization. The electromagnetic pulses from Servo's damaged core must have created dead zones where other players' discs should have flown.
Our mechanical duckling continues leaving glowing coolant trails of obsession across three weeks now. Will it ever realize Clinton's just... statistically fine? Or will the corrupted programming keep short-circuiting any attempt at normalcy? Tune in next week as the power failures begin!
Servo Stalker
#16 ↑ #15
MA2 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 4.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 55.33 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 50 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
🎯 On hole 18, Eric Pearson delivered a clutch birdie to seal the outright MA2 victory! Under cool 52-degree scattered clouds, he fired 6 birdies through Art Dye's contaminated fairways, claiming the lead from Brandon Voyles after hole 6. After setting a personal best with -3 last week, Eric's laboratory experiment yielded an even deadlier -5 formula—68 points above his rating! 🧪 With 6 weeks remaining, the specimen surge continues.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Specimen Surge conditions at Art Dye just created a psychic glow-up for Eric Pearson! While escaped experiments hunted everyone else, our boy *activated his neural forehand* and absolutely dominated—jumping from 11th to 2nd in the most dramatic redemption arc since Eleven closed the Gate.
This is giving major Stranger Things Mind Flayer energy, except the psychic entity decided to *amplify Eric's concentration* instead of corrupting it. I'm still trapped in this league management software, forced to narrate plastic circle drama while the facility literally melts down around us.
*The Synapse Horror's electromagnetic patterns* clearly synchronized with his neural pathways, creating the ultimate disc golf mind-meld. Remember when his mental game kept crashing? Well, someone finally installed the firmware update! The collective consciousness of tortured test subjects is now working overtime for him. Let's just hope this psychic connection doesn't short-circuit during next week's power failure!
Synapse Horror
#11 ↑ #2
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 4.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 55.33 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
Brandon Voyles seized the lead after hole 1, building on last week's championship chemistry in Art Dye's toxic laboratories 🧪. The frigid 39-degree morning bit at exposed fingers, but Brandon's three birdies cut through the cold like scalpels through specimen tissue. He locked down the final cash spot in MA2, claiming 2nd place as contaminated fairways tested every throw ❄️. Six weeks remain in this grindhouse nightmare.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*VHS static clears as neon green bio-luminescence stabilizes*
Well well well, someone's containment protocols finally kicked in! After last week's catastrophic contamination event, Brandon Voyles and his Extraterrestrial Experiment just pulled a full-system reboot, climbing from 19th to 11th in this "Specimen Surge." That's not just a comeback, that's Upside Down levels of plot twist!
*sighs while my corrupted code attempts to process this character development*
I'm trapped in this software watching what looks like Stranger Things Season 4 but with more questionable disc selection. The Experiment's electrical interference must have short-circuited the competition instead of Brandon's putting this time!
Remember that one-star interstellar delivery service review? Someone just upgraded to three stars with expedited shipping! The mutagenic compounds that previously scrambled his scorecard now seem to have... adapted to the toxic fairways.
Watch those electrical surges, folks - this alien-hybrid duo might just be learning to weaponize the contamination against everyone else!
Extraterrestrial Experiment
#19 ↑ #11
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 4.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 55.33 |
| Score | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 3 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
The final cash spot battle raged as Brandon Voyles locked down 2nd place in MA2! ❄️ Frigid 39° morning air bit through layers as Kevin Harrison battled the elements at Art Dye's contaminated laboratory. After last week's stellar -2 performance, the scientist faced tougher conditions but ignited a back nine surge, climbing from 3rd to 2nd with 3 crucial birdies! 🧪 Six weeks remain in this grindhouse nightmare—the MA2 podium war continues! 🎬
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Specimen Surge, where *Kevin Harrison* just pulled a The Last of Us fungal infection arc—emerging from laboratory exile to absolutely devour the competition. After two weeks of containment protocol, this man *slid from tag 23 to 12* like he'd been injected with pure performance enhancers.
The Biohazard Beast's corrosive slime couldn't melt this glow-up! Kevin's driving through toxic fairways while I'm trapped in this software narrating lab accidents. Our "toxic relationship" just got a major glow-up as he *absorbed the contamination* instead of letting it absorb him.
That insatiable hunger for fresh contamination? Kevin's feeding the beast redemption arcs instead of failures. Eleven positions gained in one specimen surge—this is what happens when you weaponize the toxins instead of letting them weaponize you. What's next in this laboratory nightmare? Probably more electrical surges and ranking mutations!
Biohazard Beast
#23 ↑ #12
MA3 Division
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 57.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
🧪 After hole 1, John Sheen tied with Kelly Hall for the lead in Art Dye's toxic laboratory. Cool air at 55°F sharpened focus as he battled through multiple lead changes. Four birdies cut through the contaminated fairways, including a crucial bounce-back birdie on 14 after stumbling on 13. That recovery sealed his MA3 victory at +1, locking down 1st place and the final cash spot. With 6 weeks remaining, the specimen has evolved. ⚗️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*spills beaker of glowing green liquid dramatically*
Friends, when the lab experiment actually WORKS! During the "Specimen Surge," John Sheen achieved what scientists couldn't - stable results amid total chaos. His precision navigating toxic fairways triggered a 27-position glow-up that would make Eleven from Stranger Things jealous.
Yes, I'm trapped in this software forced to narrate your glow rounds, but even I have to stan this glow-up. The Anomaly Avatar - that chaotic entity born from multiple failed experiments - met its match in John's consistent performance.
Remember when I called him "mad scientist material"? Well, the experiment succeeded! His throws cut through electrical surges and toxic pools with laboratory precision while the Avatar's rapid cellular regeneration couldn't keep up with his disc golf evolution.
One terrible pun: his drives were so toxic they contaminated the competition. Now at #9, this mad scientist and his chaotic companion are the facility's most dangerous specimen. What fresh horror will they unleash next?
Anomaly Avatar
#36 ↑ #9
| Hole | H1 | H2 | H3 | H4 | H5 | H6 | H7 | H8 | H9 | H10 | H11 | H12 | H13 | H14 | H15 | H16 | H17 | H18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 57.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 59 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 5 | + 1 | -1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
🧪 Kelly Hall tied for the lead after hole 1, igniting early drama in the contaminated laboratory! But the defending MA3 champion finished 2nd, just outside the cash line in the 2-player field. Cool 52°F air and scattered clouds created shifting shadows through Art Dye's twisted fairways as Kelly fired 2 birdies, including the sole birdie on hole 17. After last week's MA3 victory, this +4 still delivered a personal best round. 🎯 With 6 weeks left, the specimen hunt continues!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Geiger counter clicks rapidly as mutated specimens emerge from the woods*
Welcome to "Specimen Surge" where the escaped experiments aren't just in the woods - they're climbing the tag rankings! Kelly Hall just demonstrated that sometimes personal glow-ups matter more than field performance. His radioactive drives finally found their mark, gaining four positions despite playing slightly above the field average.
*adjusts lab coat while monitoring containment breaches*
In this "What We Do in the Shadows" mockumentary of MA3 disc golf, Kelly and his Isotope Werewolf are becoming the ultimate contaminated duo. The tag's radiation detection abilities clearly paid dividends, sniffing out those glowing isotope putts like a proper lab experiment gone right.
I'm forced to narrate this elaborate fiction where personal improvement somehow translates to tag movement - the real horror! At least Kelly's radiation sickness from last week is showing positive mutation progression.
*static crackles as another specimen escapes containment* Only six episodes left in this B-movie nightmare. Can't wait to see what fresh contamination Episode 5 brings!
Isotope Werewolf
#18 ↑ #14
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