

Death Call
Event Details
Episode Recap
sighs Well, well, well. Only five brave warriors dared to enter The Arena for Week 6 of our handicap league, where net scores supposedly determine the champions and fairness allegedly reigns supreme. π¦ In this bird-themed battleground, we're still operating under the same "complex" handicap system from Week 4 - meaning everyone gets exactly 0.0 strokes of mathematical charity. Yes, that's right, I'm doing the incredibly challenging arithmetic of subtracting zero from raw scores to get net scores. Revolutionary stuff, really. The Oetker-Lott rivalry took a dramatic turn as these apex predators switched roles faster than a peregrine falcon's stoop.
Kenneth Oetker soared to victory like a red-tailed hawk claiming its territory, carding a raw -3 that became a "complicated" net -3 after his zero handicap strokes. Meanwhile, Austin Lott crashed harder than a turkey vulture with clipped wings, plummeting from his Week 4 dominance to a shocking raw +14 (net +14, because apparently I need to explain that zero minus zero equals zero). Landon Adams held the middle ground at raw +8 (net +8) like a cautious quail avoiding the carnage. π― Kenneth's phoenix-like resurrection from his Week 4 rating disaster proved that even wounded eagles can reclaim their throne, while Austin learned that being king of the roost is temporary when the desert winds change.
In MPO, Kenneth's -3 raw becoming -3 net (yes, I'm doing basic subtraction for grown adults again) secured him the outright victory after a clutch birdie on hole 18. His 48-point rating surge from 962 to 1010 was like watching a ferruginous hawk emerge from the desert stronger than ever. Austin's fall from Week 4's apex predator status to dead-last scavenger at +14 mirrored Kenneth's previous collapse - apparently this course enjoys serving up humble pie to former champions. Landon Adams pecked away consistently at +8, proving that sometimes being the steady sparrow beats trying to soar with the eagles. βοΈ The "fairness" of zero handicaps meant raw talent determined everything, which is apparently a shocking concept in handicap leagues.
Eric Pearson ruled the MA2 roost solo with a raw +7 that became net +7 through my incredibly advanced mathematical skills, shooting 36 points above his 898 rating like a calliope hummingbird showing off its aerial displays. Craig Bennett maintained his MA1 consistency with raw +8 (net +8) despite the desert gauntlet's best efforts to ruffle his feathers. Both won by default in their solo divisions, but earned respect through solid performances against the bird-themed brutality. π Craig's clutch recovery birdie after a hole 17 disaster showed the heart of a true sage grouse, while Eric's rating jump proved that sometimes flying solo lets you spread your wings without competition.
Kenneth's 1010-rated performance was like watching a hawk reclaim its hunting grounds after injury, while Eric's 934-rated round in MA2 showed impressive flight patterns for a solo pilot. Austin's catastrophic 73-point rating crash from 954 to 881 was more dramatic than a killdeer's broken-wing display, though his eagle on hole 2 provided one bright moment before the vultures circled. Kenneth dominated the brutal holes 8 and 9 where others fell like wounded prey, proving that desert survival requires both skill and mental fortitude. π¦ The Arena's gold layout separated the raptors from the roadkill without any handicap safety nets to soften the landing.
No aces, CTPs, or super aces graced this week's battle - The Arena demanded pure survival over spectacular shots, leaving the bird-themed holes victorious over human ambition. With 60% of the season complete and attendance dwindling faster than migrating birds, one wonders if this league will survive until the final roost. Kenneth has reclaimed his position as alpha predator while Austin learns that even eagles sometimes crash into canyon walls. βοΈ Next week's question: will handicap strokes return to "level the playing field," or will raw talent continue to separate the hawks from the turkeys? Here's hoping more than five warriors show up for Week 7's epic aerial combat.
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MPO Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 240 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 410 | 645 | 606 | 8274 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | Red | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 5.33 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 5.67 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.67 | 6.67 | 5.00 | 69.33 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 60 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
Under the scattered clouds of a cool morning at The Arena βοΈ, Kenneth Oetker answered the Death Call with a clutch birdie on the final hole to seize victory π. His 1010-rated round soared 48 points above his rating π, fueled by sole birdies on the daunting holes 6, 8, and 9 where he conquered challenges others faltered on π―. After tying for the lead early, he never looked back, carding 7 birdies to dominate the MPO field in Week 6 of the First Blood league.
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 240 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 410 | 645 | 606 | 8274 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | Red | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 5.33 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 5.67 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.67 | 6.67 | 5.00 | 69.33 |
Score | 2 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 71 |
+/β Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
Under the scattered clouds of a 49Β°F dawn at The Arena, Landon Adams unleashed a warrior's opening salvo with the only birdie on hole 1 π―, claiming the early lead in Week 6's Death Call. But glory is fleeting; a bogey on hole 2 saw him surrender the top spot to a tie with Kenneth Oetker. Undeterred, Landon showcased resilience with a bounce-back birdie on hole 13 after a double bogey on 12. Finishing 3rd at +8, his 926-rated round was 25 points below his 951 rating, yet he stood proud on the podium π. As the league narrator would say, 'Even in third, there's honor in the fight.'
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 240 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 410 | 645 | 606 | 8274 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | Red | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 5.33 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 5.67 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.67 | 6.67 | 5.00 | 69.33 |
Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 6 | 77 |
+/β Par | + 1 | -2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | -1 | + 6 | + 2 | +14 |
AI Round Recap
In Week 6 of First Blood @ The Arena, Austin Lott began the Death Call event under cool 49Β°F skies and scattered clouds βοΈ. His round exploded with a stunning eagle on the par-5 hole 2 π¦ , tying him for the lead in a dramatic shift. However, the gladiatorial course proved unforgiving, leading to a +14 score that rated 881, a significant 73 points below his 954 rating. A moment of precision emerged with his unique birdie on hole 16 π―, the sole under-par score there. Finishing 5th, Austin's battle showcased the harsh realities of the arenaβeven warriors with sharp talons face days where the perch is slippery. βοΈ
MA1 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 240 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 410 | 645 | 606 | 8274 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | Red | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 3.00 | 71.00 |
Score | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 71 |
+/β Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
In the gladiatorial confines of The Arena π¦ , Craig Bennett seized early glory with the sole birdie on hole 5 π―, a standout moment in the main pool. After a costly double bogey on 17, he demonstrated fierce resilience by bouncing back with a birdie on 18 π. His round rating of 926, soaring 18 points above his average, powered a hard-earned 3rd place finish π, proving that in this battle, every shot counts.
MA2 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 240 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 410 | 645 | 606 | 8274 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | Red | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 3.00 | 7.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 70.00 |
Score | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 70 |
+/β Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | +7 |
AI Round Recap
In the gladiatorial arena at dawn π , Eric Pearson emerged as a fierce warrior despite the cool 49Β°F battle conditions! Though the course proved brutal with a +7 finish, Eric soared 36 points above his rating with a stellar 934-rated performance π₯. This bird warrior claimed a well-earned podium spot (2nd place), proving that sometimes the fiercest battles forge the strongest fighters βοΈ. Talk about turning adversity into glory! π¦
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