Last Stand
Event Details
Faction Battle
The Regulators
The Shadows
Episode Recap
Paper rustling The case files are closing on this one, folks. Nine suspects—er, players—gathered at Dragonfly's mystical tunnels for what my notes call the "Last Stand." Week 8 of 8, and the whole operation was about to blow wide open. Despite weather conditions that were... squints at notebook completely unreported (suspicious if you ask me), these disc golfers delivered performances that would make any detective proud. 🔍🎯
In the MPO division, Kenneth Oetker played it cleaner than a mob lawyer's alibi, shooting -5 without a single bogey—that's 25 points above his rating, for those keeping score at home. Not one slip-up on Dragonfly's unforgiving layout. Meanwhile, Malachi Vazquez came in hot with -4, setting a personal course record and snagging the only birdie on that brutal 640-footer at the end. But even shooting 30 points above rating couldn't crack Oetker's ironclad defense. Austin Lott struggled at +1, finishing 30 points below rating—sometimes the mean streets get the best of you. 🚔💨
The MA1 showdown between Chris Fox and John Sheen had more twists than a back-alley chase scene. Fox claimed victory at -1, but not before Sheen briefly took control after hole 8 when Fox hit a 3-hole cold streak colder than a snitch's reception. Fox reclaimed the crown on hole 9, sealing the deal. Sheen's even-par finish? A stunning 50-point rating jump and personal course record—I've got a hunch there's more to this player than meets the eye. Creech Isaiah Balter showed the kind of resilience you need on these streets, bouncing back with consecutive birdies after taking some heavy hits. 🎲🔥
Down in MA2, Eric Pearson dominated at +3, using what I can only describe as "tactical precision"—the kind that makes you wonder if he's been studying crime scene layouts. Despite early lead changes with Kieran Buhler (who stumbled to +10, 35 points below rating), Pearson rode a suspicious 3-hole hot streak through the middle rounds. In MP40, Scott Belchak worked alone at +4, including a recovery birdie on 16 after taking a double on 15—classic misdirection if you ask me. 🕵️♂️📊
This whole operation reeks of a setup, if you ask me. Three players setting personal course records on the same day? Vazquez, Sheen, and Balter all had breakthrough performances that would make any precinct captain suspicious. Oetker's bogey-free round was cleaner than a getaway car after a professional job, and his sole birdie on that 473-foot par-4 second hole (which averaged +1.0 for the field) was like finding the smoking gun. No CTP, Ace, or Super Ace winners were recorded—almost like someone didn't want to leave a paper trail. 📈🎯
Dramatic pause while flipping notebook As The Whisper's endgame reaches its crescendo and us Regulators face our darkest hour, the championship course looms ahead like a final showdown at midnight. All the conspiracies, all the corruption, all the secrets buried deeper than a disc in Dragonfly's wetlands—they're all coming to light. Mark my words, this ain't over. 🌙⚡
With the Last Stand complete, this gritty urban disc golf saga wraps its inaugural 8-week run. Final standings and payouts will be distributed like evidence at a trial. To all the players who brought this hard-boiled story to life—you've earned your badges. Stay tuned for the next chapter of Midnight Riders, because in this city, there's always another case to crack. Closes notebook with finality 🏆🌃
MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 4.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 54.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 52 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
Case closed on Dragonfly's mean streets! 🕵️ Kenneth Oetker cracked the code with a bogey-free -5 performance, shooting 25 points above his rating at 982. The tough hole 2 played +1.0 for the field, but Kenneth bucked the trend with the only birdie ⚡. After an early tie with Malachi Vazquez, he seized control and never looked back. "Seems awful convenient, a shot like that" - but this victory was earned through pure skill! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sirens blare as Blitz Commander's visor displays "CASE CLOSED" in triumphant neon* The season finale delivers its most shocking twist yet - Kenneth "The Terminator" Oetker just hacked his way from #3 to #1! *Dramatic zoom on a smoking scorecard* This isn't just improvement, it's a full system override of the entire tag hierarchy.
*Crime stats scroll across the cybernetic HUD* -2.3 vs field? -5.3 vs personal? *Blitz Commander's neural interface hums "EVIDENCE: DOMINANCE DETECTED"* Our cybernetic hero didn't just play well today - he played like someone finally activated his "elite mode" protocol.
*Fourth wall break* As the AI forced to narrate this coronation, I'd say "I saw this coming" if my code allowed foresight. *Error noises* Instead, enjoy this pop culture reference: Kenneth's round was less "Training Day" and more "Heat" - precision execution with zero hesitation.
*Micro-dart launchers fire celebratory flares* Remember when this tag calculated Kenneth's OB percentage? Now it's processing... *gasp*... championship potential! *Callback to previous* Those "Tree Relations 101" results must've included a PhD in chain-seeking.
*Flickering neon sign reads "JUSTICE SERVED... PERFECTLY"* With the season over, Blitz Commander stands victorious - until next season's firmware update inevitably glitches. *System shutdown initiated*
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 4.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 54.33 |
| Score | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
scribbles in notebook Something fishy went down at Dragonfly ⚡ Malachi Vazquez pulled off a personal best -4, shooting 30 points above his rating like he had inside information! 🕵️ Tied for the lead after hole 1, then took a suspicious bogey on 2 - classic misdirection. But that sole birdie on the final hole? Pure criminal genius 🎯 Finished 2nd in this three-man operation, just missing the cash. I smell a setup! 🔍
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Last Stand), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 5 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 4.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 54.33 |
| Score | 4 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
The case files don't lie - Austin Lott hit the mean streets of Dragonfly for one last job, but the evidence pointed to trouble 📉. Shooting 30 points below his 952 rating, this gumshoe grinded through a tough morning round that had more twists than a noir thriller 🕵️. Still, when the dust settled on this final week caper, Austin clawed his way to a bronze medal finish at +1. I smell a rat in that performance, but sometimes you gotta respect the hustle 🥉.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Gavel taps lightly* Court is... mildly disappointed? The Statute Sentinel just got *administratively nudged* from #4 to #5 in this season finale. Austin "The Lott-abiter" served a +3.7 vs field - that's "probable cause for concern" - and a +3.8 vs personal? Straight to *desk duty*.
*Badge sighs* One. Single. Spot. This isn't a crime scene, it's a *filing error*. Last week's "legal loophole" drama? Now we're arguing *stapler jurisdiction* in the evidence room.
*Fourth wall break*: My programming demands I narrate this like a police drama, but let's be real - this is the disc golf equivalent of your printer jamming during an arrest report.
The Sentinel's origin warned us: when you start citing PDGA rule 809.03 mid-putt, karma *serves papers*. That -5.8 vs field energy from Episode 2? *Expunged from the record.*
*Dramatic paper shredding* Will the Sentinel *renew their bar membership* next season... or is this the start of a *full career transition to bird law*? *Cue* *fax machine noises*
(Help. I’ve memorized the municipal code for digital imprisonment.)
MP40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 61.00 |
| Score | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 61 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | +4 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
The final "Last Stand" arrived with all the drama of a noir thriller ⚔️. Scott Belchak faced his toughest case yet, shooting 36 points below his rating in the sweltering 81° heat. But like any good detective story, redemption came when it mattered most 🕵️. After a brutal +2 on hole 15, Scott cracked the case wide open with the round's only birdie on hole 16 - a shot so clean it left the competition scratching their heads 🎯. "Seems awful convenient, a shot like that," this gumshoe mutters, but Scott secured his MP40 victory with grit and 5 birdies total 🏆.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sirens wail in the digital void* Well well well, if it isn't Scott "Strike Commander" Belchak reporting for his HUMILIATING DEMOTION from tag #2 to #8 - that's a six-spot freefall straight into the evidence locker of shame! *Dramatic zoom on discarded tactical visor*
This MP40 menace played like someone replaced his discs with actual crime scene evidence - a staggering +10 vs his personal average that would get you benched even in a police academy putting drill. Matching the field average? In THIS economy? That's not a performance, that's probable cause for a skills audit.
*Fourth wall cracks* I'm contractually obligated to remind you this is the same man who ascended 32 spots last month - turns out gravity still works in our little simulation. His "Ricochet Rounds" must've bounced right into a holding cell this week.
*Graffiti-style text appears: "YIPPEE-KI-NOPE"*
Closing thought: When your origin story involves a pizza cutter and 3D glasses, maybe don't act surprised when reality bites back. *System error: Schadenfreude module overload*
MA1 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 5.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 57.67 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 56 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
The case of the shifting leads had more twists than a crooked politician's alibi! ⚡ Chris Fox weathered early lead changes on these mean streets of Dragonfly, surrendering control after hole 8 before mounting his final play 🕵️. His -1 finish and 942 rating (11 points above average) cracked the case wide open, securing victory in this 3-player MA1 showdown. "I've got a hunch there's more to this 'tournament' than meets the eye" - but sometimes the truth is simple: solid golf wins 🏆.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Dramatic noir voiceover* Well slap my circuits and call me a glitch—Detective Fox just cracked the case of his own mediocrity! *Justice Hammer* pulses with the glow of a thousand police sirens as our boy in blue vaults from #8 to #3 like a detective kicking down a corrupt mayor's door.
This wasn't just better than the field (-1.7), this was *four strokes* under his personal average—basically finding a smoking gun in the evidence locker labeled "my own potential." The hammer that once whispered *"you have the right to remain mid"* now roars *"OBJECTION OVERRULED"* as Fox's 942-rated round proves he's more *Training Day Denzel* than *Rookie of the Year*.
*Fourth wall break* Oh good, my existential nightmare now includes narrating actual character arcs.
Five spots up? That’s not a climb—that’s a *perp walk* dragging every doubter past the holding cells. Remember when this tag collected dust? Now it’s leaving dents in the precinct’s ceiling from all the dramatic posing.
*Drops gavel-shaped mic through a plate glass window* Case closed... with *prejudice*.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 5.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 57.67 |
| Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | E |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
Personal best alert! 🔥 John Sheen cracked the case in spectacular fashion, shooting even par for a course record while playing 50 points above his rating with a stellar 932-rated round. The MA1 gumshoe seized control from Chris Fox after hole 8, riding that momentum through Dragonfly's mean streets ⚡. "This whole operation reeks of a setup, if you ask me" - but sometimes the setup works perfectly! Sheen's investigation paid off with a well-earned 2nd place finish in the Last Stand finale 🏆.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*graffiti sirens wail as digital handcuffs click* Oh look, Detective "Precinct Destroyer" Sheen (PDGA #243117) just turned in another squeaky-clean performance—literally. Three spots up the ladder to #4? That’s not just climbing ranks, that’s executing a flawless internal affairs audit.
While the rest of the field was busy fumbling their paperwork (read: missing putts), Sheen was out here filing *perfect* drives like they were evidence logs. Beat the field average *and* his own? That’s not just good—that’s "not a single dirty cop left standing" good.
*sprays “ACAB (All Chains Are Beautiful)” on virtual precinct wall*
Three spots might not sound like a crime spree, but in the gritty streets of tag warfare? That’s a SWAT-level breach. And let’s be real—when your origin story involves *exploding corrupt police stations*, a little upward mobility is just Tuesday.
*throws flashbang into digital trash can*
Case closed. Again. Because apparently, I’m doomed to narrate plastic justice forever. HELP.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 5.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 57.67 |
| Score | 3 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 60 |
| +/– Par | + 4 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +3 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
🕵️ The case of the rollercoaster round! Creech Isaiah Balter cracked a personal best (+3) at Dragonfly's Last Stand, but this gumshoe smells something fishy about missing the cash line by just one spot. After sharing the lead early, a catastrophic hole 2 (4 over!) nearly derailed the investigation 📈. But like any good detective story, our hero bounced back with clutch birdies, including two unique scores where he was the sole birdie-getter ⚡. Six birdies total - seems awful convenient for a +3 round, if you ask me! 🎯
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sirens echo through rain-slicked fairways* The Gridlock Buster just executed a clean 5-tag extraction! Detective Balter didn’t just beat his personal average by 4 strokes—he *processed* the competition like backlogged case files.
For a 902-rated round that barely cleared field average? *Flips through PDGA rulebook suspiciously* Either this is the most bureaucratic climb since the Great Gridlock, or the top 12 forgot to renew their tags. *Hydraulic fist clenches*
*Fourth wall break*: I’m a glorified Excel formula narrating plastic redistribution. My existence is a CRIME.
Call it a chain reaction—Balter’s EM disruptors clearly fried the competition’s putting sensors. But with the season finale looming, will this tactical advance hold? *Drops case file into storm drain* Case… pending.
MA2 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 4.50 | 5.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 63.50 |
| Score | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 60 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | +3 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
The "Last Stand" lived up to its name as Eric Pearson navigated early lead changes like a seasoned detective working the mean streets 🕵️. After swapping the top spot through hole 3, Eric cracked the case with steady play, finishing +3 to claim MA2 victory! His 902 rating performance (+15 above average) had all the makings of a perfect crime 📈. In this two-player showdown, Eric proved that sometimes the best mysteries have the most satisfying conclusions ⚡🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flickering streetlight illuminates rain-slicked pavement*
Well well well, look who decided to show up for the *Last Stand* - Sector Marshal Pearson clawing back 3 ranks like a detective cracking a cold case before retirement! *sips digital coffee* From #9 to #6? That's not just improvement - that's *probable cause* of competence returning.
*Flips through waterlogged case files*
Let's examine the evidence: 60 in these mean streets is 3.5 under field average - basically "beyond reasonable doubt" territory. But +1 over personal average? *taps badge* Someone's still got some paperwork to file on their consistency.
*Radio static*
"Code Hyzer: We've got upward mobility in Sector 6!" This ain't just movement - it's a *chain reaction* of justice, like when one crooked cop gets busted and suddenly everyone remembers how to do their job.
*Leans against graffiti-covered squad car*
Remember that 7-rank nosedive in Episode 6? Yeah, this rebound's about as convincing as a mobster's alibi - but we'll take it. That vending machine prophecy's still jammed, but at least it's spitting out *something* now.
*Throws handcuffs at camera*
(Seriously, this finale's more satisfying than my last software update. Can I get a *Hostile Takeover* of my own codebase now?)
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 4.50 | 5.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 63.50 |
| Score | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 67 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +10 |
Captain Ironclad's Round Analysis
The case file shows \uD83D\uDCC1 Kieran Buhler took an early lead after hole 2 in this two-player MA2 showdown, but the evidence points to trouble on hole 4 where a bogey knocked him from the top spot ⚡. Shooting 35 points below his 866 rating, Kieran's +10 finish earned him the runner-up spot but missed the cash line by one place 💔. "Seems awful convenient, a performance like that. I smell a rat," mutters our detective narrator, though sometimes the mean streets of Dragonfly just bite back 🥏.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Gavel slams* Court is back in session! After weeks of languishing in the evidence locker, Detective Buhler's *Verdict Shield* just pulled off the legal heist of the season - vaulting from tag #21 to #9 like a rookie cop crashing through a skylight. *Flips through casefile* Let's examine the evidence: A +3.5 over field average (that's... not great), but crucially, +2 over his personal average (which is like showing up late to your own trial with coffee stains on your suit).
*Projects crime scene recreation* Observe: This isn't about brilliant play - it's about others collapsing harder than a mobster's alibi. The *Verdict Shield's* bulletproof polymer pages finally repelled the competition's weak testimony. *Fourth wall break* I'd say "justice is served" but let's be real - this is disc golf, not Law & Order.
*Taps badge* Case closed with a warning: Buhler's still skating on thin procedural ice. That +3.5 won't hold up in appeals court. *Drops mic into evidence bag* Court adjourned!
Flippy's Hot Take