Fog On Avenue

adjusts headset in a booth that's somehow dustier than last week Welcome back, partners, to another episode of "Towns That Forgot To Show Up." Week 3 of the Shattercoast @ The Fort league, and I'm contractually obligated to report that The Fort Buenaventura saw exactly zero souls brave its fairways. That's right—the leaderboard is emptier than a ghost rock mine after a cave-in. I checked the footage, checked the sign-in sheet, checked the parking lot for any stray tumbleweeds, and it's a clean sweep of nobody. Now, I'd make a joke about this being a "bye week," but the sponsors get twitchy when I imply the league's a ghost town. So instead, I'll note that we're three weeks into a nine-week saga, and the only plot development here is that the course remains undefeated. To those who braved last week's chaos—you know who you are—the frontier's still waiting. We'll regroup, we'll reload, and next week, maybe we'll prove this league isn't just a mirage. tips digital hat Another drifter rides into the sunset... of the eliminated rankings.