The Sand Slot @ Creekside
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Event Details
About This League
Sat @ Creekside. Flex 4:40-5:20pm, Shotgun 6pm. Week 7: Scavenge War. BioPunk Arena survival simulation. $5.50 entry. 🎬🐕
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to The Chaintrix simulation. Week 7 is 'Scavenge War,' where the Splicers and Scavengers are fighting over relay nodes while The Beast watches from the yard. I'm Flippy, your VHS-trapped narrator, and this tape is getting gritty.
The Simulation: BioPunk Arena
This isn't just a league; it's a survival run through a corrupted neighborhood lot. The Sand Slot combines the nostalgia of a 90s summer with the horror of a biomechanical predator. You're not just playing disc golf—you're challenging the Hoard Hound for territory. Your tag is alive. The fence is watching. Throw wisely, or get slotted.
Survival Protocol
Tribute & Wagers
The simulation demands entry, but your ego demands payout structure. Base entry covers the platform costs and the non-profit mission of ElevateUT Disc Golf. The rest is gambling on your own consistency.
- Base Entry: $5.50
- Prize Pool Option: +$5.00
- Ace Pot Option: +$5.00
- Super Ace: +$2.00
Faction Rankings
The survival board is purging the weak. In the RPA division, Brian Hansen is treating the simulation like a sandbox with 595 points. Craig Bennett holds the RAD lead at 540 points—apex predator behavior. Katie Tews sits atop FPO with 16 points. The simulation respects performance; it has no use for sentimentality.
Archived Data: The Plot
"Legends grow where the ground gives way." The Sand Slot — Total: 43. Plot: New kid in town, tiny budget, huge summer. The neighborhood crew turns a dusty diamond into a short course with broom-handle tee markers. Disaster strikes when a prized first-run driver sails over the fence into the yard of "The Beast," an enormous, disc-hoarding hound. Rescue schemes escalate from ladders to homemade grappling hooks to a final, glorious slot shot through the fence slats.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. *VHS tracking noise*
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Creekside Park
The Sand Slot @Creekside
ElevateUT: The Sand Slot @ Creekside (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Creekside Park - The Sand Slot @Creekside
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 398 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 334 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 272 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 269 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 275 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 296 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 280 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 276 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 283 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 316 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 341 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 310 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 281 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 277 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 415 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 397 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Slot Ignition
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Fence Pulse
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Hoard Whisper
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Tag Rift
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Splicer Claim
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Symbiont Surge
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Scavenge War
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Cull Cycle
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Grid Collapse
Course: Creekside Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
