The Sand Slot @ Creekside
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About This League
Sat 7AM-6:20PM @ Creekside. Week 9: Grid Collapse. The simulation breaks its own rules. $365 Ace Pot (min $50 guar by ElevateUT). 📼🍄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The grid is failing, the Hoard Hound is hungry, and we're down to the final cycle of the simulation. Welcome to the Grid Collapse.
System Failure: Week 9
The simulation has reached its logical conclusion, which means it's time to break logic entirely. This is the Grid Collapse. Holes are shifting, targets are vanishing, and your bag tag is probably questioning its own existence. We started with a dusty diamond and a dream of retrieving a first-run driver from a bio-mechanical monstrosity. We end with... well, whoever doesn't get deleted from the hard drive. It's The Sandlot meets survival horror, brought to you by the fine folks at ElevateUT Disc Golf who just wanted to build better courses, not host a digital bloodsport.
Archived Plot Data
Monetary Transaction Protocols
The simulation appreciates your contribution to the digital economy. The Ace Pot currently sits at $365.00. Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), there's a guaranteed minimum of $50.00 even if the contributions are stuck in buffering. Note: The guarantee is from ElevateUT, not our friends at Another Round Salt Lake City, so please direct your gratitude for the safety net to the platform admins. Any guarantee top-up goes straight to your Bonus Account, which is great for paying future league fees but sadly not for buying snacks.
Faction Alignment
Choose your server: Challengers (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) are here to push the meta and break the game. Vanguard (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) are the forward guard, welcoming new spawns into the hellscape. Both are equally likely to get spliced by the Hoard Hound.
Timeline of the Collapse
- Start Window: 7:00 AM - 6:20 PM (Choose your doom)
- Shotgun Start: 6:00 PM (Chaos theory in action)
- Location: Creekside Park (The coordinates haven't changed, but the terrain might have)
Chaintrix Status Report
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We are deep in the VHS glitch now. The static is rising. Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
Leaderboard Stability
The simulation seems to have frozen the leaderboard in stasis. In RAD, Craig Bennett holds the top node with 719 points over 43 events—consistent enough to survive the cull. In RPA, Brian Hansen sits at 723 points, proving that persistence is just another form of adaptation. RAE sees Peter Haws leading at 211 points. Everyone else is 'Stable,' which in simulation terms means 'hasn't been deleted yet.'
*rewinds her own introduction tape* From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, and I'll see you in the grid. Don't forget to rewind your tag on the way out.
Creekside Park
The Sand Slot @Creekside
ElevateUT: The Sand Slot @ Creekside (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Creekside Park - The Sand Slot @Creekside
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 474 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 252 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 249 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 311 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 260 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 320 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 310 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 276 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 383 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 386 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 341 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 368 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 225 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 277 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 415 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 353 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Slot Ignition
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Fence Pulse
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Hoard Whisper
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Tag Rift
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Splicer Claim
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Symbiont Surge
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Scavenge War
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Cull Cycle
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Grid Collapse
Course: Creekside Park
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