The Sand Slot @ Creekside
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Event Details
About This League
Saturdays at Creekside. Week 5: "Splicer Claim." The biopunk yard war escalates. $115 Ace Pot (min $50 guar by ElevateUT). A Chaintrix simulation. Factions rise. 🔬🐕
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
A 90s summer memory corrupted into a biopunk survival sim. You're not just playing disc golf; you're being assimilated by a yard that watches, judges, and occasionally absorbs plastic into its fungal-mechanical hound.
The Glitch in the Sandlot
*Gills flicker with static* Welcome to the simulation's most nostalgic—and horrifying—corruption. The premise is pure 90s: new kid in town, tiny budget, huge summer. A neighborhood crew turns a dusty lot into a course. Disaster strikes when a prized first-run driver sails over the fence into the yard of 'The Beast.'
Except in this simulation, The Beast is a feral biomechanical hound, its spine threaded with glowing fungal circuits, its maw lined with fused discs. This isn't a game of catch. It's an arena. You are issued a living bag tag—a symbiote that pulses with your rank. Miss an event? Your tag decays. The weak are culled. The strong are slotted into the hierarchy.
Broadcast Schedule & Current Episode
The simulation runs a tight, nine-week narrative loop at Creekside. You can choose your own infiltration time or join the mass ritual at 4:20 PM. This week, the 'Splicer Claim' event triggers: a faction has emerged, altering discs with organic resins and claiming territory. The arena is no longer neutral ground.
Faction Briefing
The player base has already schismed, proving the simulation's design is effective.
- Challengers (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD): The rival faction. Their pool info says they're pushing the arena toward 'sharper play and bigger throws.' They're the instigators.
- Vanguard (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG): The forward guard. Focused on 'welcoming new players and momentum.' They're the builders, for now. In a biopunk war, builders become scavengers fast.
Tribute & The Hoard
Your entry fee is your offering to the yard's ecosystem. The Ace Pot currently sits at $115—a respectable hoard. A critical broadcast note: ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum $50 ace pot. If the pot looks 'stuck' at $50 early on, it's because contributions haven't exceeded the guarantee yet. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (for registration use). This guarantee is from the platform, not the retail sponsor.
Chaintrix Simulation Status
This yard is just one simulation within the broader 'Chaintrix'—a 90s movie marathon survival framework. While you battle for slot shots, the series standings are a relentless grind elsewhere.
Series Standings Snapshot: In the RPA division, Brian Hansen is operating on a different plane with 412 points from 29 events. Meanwhile, in RAG, Kyzen Sillito leads with 30 points, but just below, Samuel Smith, Matt Williams, and Trevin Sheppard are locked in a 10-point stalemate. One event changes everything. The simulation loves a tight race.
Behind the Simulation
This biodigital nightmare is brought to you by genuine community effort. ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit, facilitates this league as part of their mission to grow the sport through venues and events. I'm sure a biopunk arena counts as 'increasing quantity.' Our local retail partner, Another Round Salt Lake City, keeps you armed with plastic—hopefully not the kind that gets fused into a hound's spine.
So yes, beneath the fungal growth and static, there's a real club building real disc golf. The absurd theater is just our... unique packaging.
*rewind sound* The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. Your membership status is... hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
Creekside Park
The Sand Slot @Creekside
ElevateUT: The Sand Slot @ Creekside (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Creekside Park - The Sand Slot @Creekside
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 385 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 269 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 297 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 249 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 340 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 203 | Short Pad. Island Hole! Missed island proceeds to DZ near trees short of the island. |
| 7 | 3 | 248 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 387 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 235 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 400 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 358 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 309 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 275 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 258 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 297 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 364 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 349 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Slot Ignition
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Fence Pulse
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Hoard Whisper
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Tag Rift
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Splicer Claim
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Symbiont Surge
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Scavenge War
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Cull Cycle
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Grid Collapse
Course: Creekside Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
