Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
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James McDaniel was cut from the 5 PM reel. One Blockbuster slot just reopened at RiverBottoms.
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The simulation edited Jonathan Lang out of the 3:20 PM Disc Flashes Twice card. A vacancy awaits at River Bottoms.
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Brian Hansen hit play on the 11 AM card. 4 spots left before the VHS eats the tape.
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*static* Eric Pearson joins the 11:20 AM run. The card is full. The simulation edits the weak.
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Derik Thomas just hit play on the 11:20 AM card. One Blockbuster slot left for Disc Flashes Twice with Chris, Craig, and John.
Event Details
About This League
Week 9 finale: "Final Timeline Now" at River Bottoms. Tuesday flex starts + 6pm shotgun. Ace pot over $532. The simulation ends now. ⏳🎥
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
{ "version": 1, "title": "Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms", "lede": "The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We've reached the final timeline. The clock is tick…
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{ "version": 1, "title": "Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms", "lede": "The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We've reached the final timeline. The clock is ticking, and the static is rising.", "sections": [ { "key": "overview", "title": "THE FINAL CUT", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Welcome to the season finale of 'Roll Lola Run.' We're doing a slapstick movie parody where the stakes are high and the hair is dyed techno-red. Here is the official dossier from the simulation archives: Three timelines. One way to keep moving. Lola has 20 minutes to replace her boyfriend's lost entry fee before the TD disqualifies him. She tears across Berlin—dodging cyclists, bank guards, and a cranky vendor who only sells putters—playing out three versions of the sprint. In each, the right roll changes the next corner. The last run ends on a... *tape cuts out*" } ] }, { "key": "schedule", "title": "TIMELINE LOGISTICS", "blocks": [ { "type": "bullets", "items": [ "When: Tuesdays (Final Week: April 7)", "Where: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course", "Start: Flex starts 12:20 PM - 5:40 PM", "Main Event: Shotgun start at 6:00 PM", "Duration: 9 Weeks of simulated survival" } ] }, { "key": "fees", "title": "ADMISSION TICKET", "blocks": [ { "type": "key_values", "fields": [ { "label": "Base Entry", "value": "$5.50" }, { "label": "Prize Pool", "value": "$5.00 (Optional)" }, { "label": "Ace Pot", "value": "$5.00 (Optional)" }, { "label": "Super Ace", "value": "$2.00 (Optional)" } ] } ] }, { "key": "ace_pot", "title": "THE JACKPOT", "blocks": [ { "type": "callout", "style": "info", "title": "Guaranteed Pot", "text": "Current Ace Pot: $532.45. ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum $50 ace pot. This guarantee is provided by the platform, not the disc shop. If the pot is below $50, the platform tops it up directly to the winner's Bonus Account (registration use only). Once contributions pass $50, it grows organically." } ] }, { "key": "series", "title": "CURRENT STANDINGS", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "The simulation's favorites have emerged. In RAD, Craig Bennett sits atop the pile with 789 points, proving he knows which timeline to pick. Over in RPA, Brian Hansen leads with 759 points. The rest of you are just running in place to the beat of a techno track that stopped playing three weeks ago." } ] }, { "key": "important", "title": "THE DIRECTORS", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through better venues and better events. They're the ones keeping the lights on in the simulation. Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping our bags stocked with the plastic we need to survive the arena." } ] } ], "footer": "From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The simulation is ending. Please return your tapes to the box. *ejects tape*" }
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River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
ElevateUT: Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms (Flex Start)
Course Rules
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
General Notes
Play to all of the Yellow baskets (except hole 7). White stakes play as OB (except hole 13, which plays as Hazard).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | A | 3 | 306 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 2 | Main | C | 4 | 543 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. |
| 3 | Main | C | 3 | 282 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 4 | Main | A | 3 | 360 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 5 | Main | B | 3 | 283 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. Surrounded by water out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 6 | Main | C | 4 | 559 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. PLAYERS CAN ELECT TO TAKE A STROKE PENALTY AND PROCEED TO THE DROP ZONE (SHORT PAD). FOR OB SHOTS: Players can elect to play their OB shot from where it was last in bounds or proceed to the Drop Zone (Short Pad). This includes shots that never crossed back in-bounds from shots over the river. Normal OB Rules apply. White stakes play as out of bounds, NOT the water or the fence. Path and beyond out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 7 | Main | RED | 3 | 400 | All Divisions play RED BASKET as a par 3! White stakes play as normal OB rules. Mandatory left of the mando pole. If mandatory is missed, play from the dropzone by the mandatory. |
| 8 | Main | B | 3 | 375 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 9 | Main | C | 3 | 405 | All Pools - Long Pad to Yellow Basket. Triple Mandatory. If out of bounds off the tee, normal OB rules apply. If mandatory missed, proceed to the Drop Zone (short pad). If mandatory is missed from the short pad, your next shot is taken under the mando. |
| 10 | Main | D | 3 | 290 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. This hole will be utilizing PDGA rule 806.02.D.4 which states if your disc lands OB, you can place your lie up to one meter away from the point on the out-of-bounds line nearest the position of the disc, NOT WHERE YOU CROSSED OB. 1 stroke penalty will still apply. |
| 11 | Main | C | 3 | 321 | Hole 10 and hole 14 stakes are out of bounds. NO OTHER OUT OF BOUNDS ON THIS HOLE. Double mandatory. If double mando is missed, play from the drop zone. |
| 12 | Main | D | 3 | 293 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. Mando left of mandatory sign on fence, if mandatory is missed, DZ is marked by flags. |
| 13 | Main | E | 3 | 420 | Play OB as Hazard (play where it lies, with 1 penalty stroke) |
| 14 | Main | E | 4 | 613 | Double mandatory. White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. If mandatory is missed, proceed to the drop zone to the right of the double mandatory. The Green is surrounded by OB. If you don't cross over the in-bounds area, take your next shot from the last point your disc was in-bounds, with a 1 stroke penalty. |
| 15 | Main | A | 3 | 255 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. |
| 16 | Main | B | 3 | 353 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 17 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 18 | Main | A | 4 | 482 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Mando right of tree marked with pink tape. Mando right of cedar post |
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Schedule
Week 1: Red Sprints Hard
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Blue Line Rush
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Green Frame Fast
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 4: River Bottoms Split
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Bridge Run Again
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Clock Ticks Loud
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Disc Flashes Twice
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Vahe Street Dash
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Timeline Now
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
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