Flight Club @ Urban Forest
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About This League
Flight Club simulation Week 5: Flicker Zone. Monday evenings at Urban Forest. $332 ace pot (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). The underground needs you - only 6 rebels last week. Rule one: nothing drops. 🎬🔇
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Fright Club simulation within The Chaintrix, where your rating is the only truth that survives the rewind and Monday night disc golf is the closest thing to revolution the 90s left us.
Simulation Parameters Loaded
*rewind sound* This is Week 5: 'Flicker Zone' in the Flight Club simulation. According to the narrative, billboards are being hijacked to reveal course coordinates. In reality, we're at Urban Forest again. The simulation's writers are on strike, but the chains still catch plastic.
The Simulation's Fanfiction (Required Viewing)
The simulation insists this is our backstory. I'm contractually obligated to present it as profound instead of noting we're throwing discs in a forest on scheduled weeknights. Your Blockbuster membership card bag tag is your only proof any of this is happening.
The Arena: Urban Forest
A 'ruggedly charming' semi-wooded course where the fairways are dirt, the rough is waist-high weeds, and Hole 1 becomes a 'mud pit' in spring. Perfect for Fight Club's gritty aesthetic. Watch your footing to avoid twisted ankles—the simulation considers this 'character building.' Mandatories force creative lines through trees; the river provides ambiance. This isn't a manicured park; it's where your form gets tested by terrain that doesn't care about your rating.
- Flat with slight elevation (the simulation conserving processing power)
- Dirt/gravel fairways, rocky ground (bring sturdy shoes, not office loafers)
- ChainStar baskets with orange arrows to next tee (even rebels need directions)
- Paved path is OB (the establishment's boundaries, literally)
Capitalism Disguised As Barter
The ace pot currently sits at $332.45 with no recent hits. That's a lot of silent tension. Important: There's a $50 minimum guarantee provided by ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), NOT by Birdcage Disc Golf (they're just our local retail partner). If the pot looks 'stuck' at $50 early on, it's because contributions haven't exceeded the guarantee yet. Any guarantee top-up goes to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only; not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops).
Week 5 Surveillance Footage
Last week ('Parking Deck Run'): 6 players showed up. Average score: +4. No aces. The simulation is editing for maximum drama by thinning the herd. *static flickers* From the broadcast booth: WE NEED MORE BODIES FOR THE NARRATIVE. Six rebels is a dedicated cell, but Tyler Durden would want more chaos. The ace pot grows untouched—someone needs to hit chains and break the silence.
Chaintrix Simulation Rankings
This league is one of 16 simulations within The Chaintrix. The overall series standings show who took the red disc and dove deepest:
- RPA: Brian Hansen leads with 339 points from 24 events. Someone didn't just join the movement; they became it.
- RAD: Eric Pearson (292 points) and Craig Bennett (235) in a tight battle for underground supremacy.
- RAE: Stephen Dunton and Ian Dahlen Flor tied at 123 points—a perfect standoff.
- RAF: Kevin Koga commands with 174 points, while William Fetzer lurks at 145.
- FPO: Katie Tews leads Kati Chachere 16-10 in a smaller but fierce division.
Your performance here feeds your standing in the simulation's grand narrative. Miss an event, and your challenger claims victory unopposed. The arena doesn't negotiate.
The Wholesome Reality Beneath The Grit
While we play at being underground rebels, ElevateUT Disc Golf is the 501(c)(3) non-profit actually growing the sport through increasing venue quantity and quality. Their mission is genuine—building courses, running events, creating community. Our gritty simulation parody is possible because of their real work. Thanks also to Birdcage Disc Golf as our local retail partner—they supply the plastic we pretend are revolutionary tools.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Flight Club @ Urban Forest
ElevateUT: Flight Club @ Urban Forest (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Flight Club @ Urban Forest
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A | 3 | 344 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 2 | A | 3 | 285 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 4 | A | 3 | 269 | Double mandatory through 2 trees up the middle. | |
| 5 | C | 4 | 519 | ||
| 6 | B | 3 | 357 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 7 | A | 3 | 318 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 8 | A | 3 | 265 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 9 | A | 3 | 239 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 10 | B | 3 | 298 | Mando to the left of the tree on the right by path. DZ left of Mando tree. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 11 | A | 3 | 169 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 12 | A | 3 | 284 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 13 | A | 3 | 290 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 14 | B | 3 | 312 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 15 | A | 3 | 244 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 16 | C | 3 | 441 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 17 | B | 3 | 285 | Two Mando trees on the right. Disc must pass to the left of both mandos. Path and Beyond OB. Normal OB rules. If both missed mando and OB, play missed Mando drop zone. If missed both mandos on same throw, play first mando missed. PAINTED OB LINES ARE NOT IN PLAY | |
| 18 | B | 3 | 236 | MANDO: Left of tree on the right. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| A | Temp | Hole 1 | 4 | 534 | Temp hole from temp pad behind restroom marked with pink flags to Hole 1 basket. Only throw when hole 1 is cleared of other disc golfers. |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Midnight Launch
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Urban Canopy
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Rooftop Signal
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Parking Deck Run
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flicker Zone
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Silent Overpass
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Concrete Echo
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Storm Drain Arc
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Helicopter Light
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
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