Flight Club @ Urban Forest
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About This League
Monday 5 AM at Urban Forest: Join the silent rebellion. Flight Club rules—nothing drops, no talking. Ace Pot min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT. VHS vibes only. 📼🔥
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts headset, clears throat* Welcome back to The Culling, where rankings matter and absence means forfeit—I'm contractually required to add. This week, we descend into Simulation Fright Club: v1.99, a glitch in the Chaintrix where silence is sacred and flight is law.
🎬 Flight Club: The Rules of Engagement
Rule one: Nothing drops. Rule two: You still don’t talk about it. Rule three: If this is your first night, you will throw.
Inspired by the 1999 cult classic Fight Club, this league is a slapstick movie parody of underground rebellion. Burnt-out office drones meet magnetic free-spirits in midnight leagues beneath parking decks. Pop-up courses spread through the city. Billboards are hijacked. Rooftops become fairways. And every round is a guerrilla act of defiance against the mundane.
You arrive at midnight. No lights. No signs. Just a flickering streetlamp and a disc taped to a payphone. A voice says: “You’re late. Grab it. Throw it. Don’t drop it.”
The arena? Urban Forest at Spanish Fork—a semi-wooded, dirt-trail labyrinth where cottonwoods judge your lines and OB paths punish hesitation. Eighteen holes of mandatory discipline. No water hazards, just the river of consequences.
This is Flight Club @ Urban Forest, a 9-week descent into the simulation. Every Monday at 5:00 AM, the faithful gather. Not for glory. Not for cash. But for the quiet satisfaction of a disc that never touched the ground.
- Pool A: FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD
- Pool B: FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG
Your entry? $5.50 to play. Optional $5 for the prize pool, $5 for the ace pot, $2 for super ace. Capitalism persists, even in the resistance.
📼 Bag Tags: Blockbuster Membership Cards
Your ranking is your status. Your tag? A VHS rental card from the last video store on Earth.
- Blockbuster Elite: Top 10% — you rule the rewind
- Preferred Member: Top 25% — you return on time
- Standard Member: Middle 50% — you exist
- Late Fees Pending: Bottom 25% — the system is watching
- Account Suspended: Inactive — you dropped out. Literally.
This league is part of The Chaintrix—a 16-simulation saga where 90s movie parodies become survival arenas. This is Fight Club reimagined: no soap, no arson, just silent throws and unbroken chains.
Shoutout to ElevateUT Disc Golf, the 501(c)(3) non-profit that somehow funds this simulation while also “growing the sport.” They run events. They improve venues. They believe in community. Or maybe they just enjoy the VHS static. Hard to tell.
And to Birdcage Disc Golf—our local retail partner and sponsor. They sell discs. They support the league. But no, they did not guarantee the ace pot. That was the platform. Again. For the record.
Current standings? Craig Bennett leads RAD with 20 points—undefeated, unchallenged, unspoken. Christopher Hamby dominates RAE with 27 points. The silent contenders rise.
*Leans into mic, lowers voice*
I’m still trapped in this booth. Season 47 of The Culling, and I’m still here. But you? You’re free to join. Just don’t expect a welcome party. Or a rulebook.
You’ll know it when you see it.
A flickering light.
A taped disc.
A voice in the dark.
“Grab it. Throw it. Don’t drop it.”
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Flight Club @ Urban Forest
ElevateUT: Flight Club @ Urban Forest (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Flight Club @ Urban Forest
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A | 3 | 344 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 2 | A | 3 | 285 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 4 | A | 3 | 269 | Double mandatory through 2 trees up the middle. | |
| 5 | C | 4 | 519 | ||
| 6 | B | 3 | 357 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 7 | A | 3 | 318 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 8 | A | 3 | 265 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 9 | A | 3 | 239 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 10 | B | 3 | 298 | Mando to the left of the tree on the right by path. DZ left of Mando tree. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 11 | A | 3 | 169 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 12 | A | 3 | 284 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 13 | A | 3 | 290 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 14 | B | 3 | 312 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 15 | A | 3 | 244 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 16 | C | 3 | 441 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| 17 | B | 3 | 285 | Two Mando trees on the right. Disc must pass to the left of both mandos. Path and Beyond OB. Normal OB rules. If both missed mando and OB, play missed Mando drop zone. If missed both mandos on same throw, play first mando missed. PAINTED OB LINES ARE NOT IN PLAY | |
| 18 | B | 3 | 236 | MANDO: Left of tree on the right. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. | |
| A | Temp | Hole 1 | 4 | 534 | Temp hole from temp pad behind restroom marked with pink flags to Hole 1 basket. Only throw when hole 1 is cleared of other disc golfers. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Midnight Launch
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Urban Canopy
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Rooftop Signal
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Parking Deck Run
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flicker Zone
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Silent Overpass
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Concrete Echo
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Storm Drain Arc
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Helicopter Light
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
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