ElevateUT Showdown Series
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Current Holder
Afton Bodell
Stellar Stegosaur
Cosmic-Armored Outlaw of the Asteroid Fairways
Illegal Tech Draws Galactic Marshals
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Stellar Stegosaur was discovered on a remote asteroid by a group of space cowboys during a routine mining expedition. The dinosaur's natural armor had been fused with cosmic radiation, giving it a glowing, star-like appearance. Recognizing its potential, the cowboys augmented it further with advanced technology, creating a powerful steed capable of navigating the stars and excelling in disc golf tournaments.
The Stellar Stegosaur boasts a robust, armored body with plates that emit a soft, starlight glow. Its tail is equipped with a plasma-powered thagomizer, capable of delivering devastating blows. The dinosaur's cybernetic enhancements include a neural interface that allows seamless communication with its rider, and its legs are reinforced with titanium for increased speed and agility.
In the world of the Riders, the Stellar Stegosaur serves as a symbol of resilience and technological prowess. It plays a crucial role in the high-stakes disc golf tournaments, where its unique abilities give its rider a significant advantage. The dinosaur's presence inspires awe and fear among competitors, making it a legendary figure in the galaxy.
Tag Details
Nero's Marauders
A villainous faction of outlaw space cowboys led by the infamous Nero Saurex. With their illegal tech and militarized cybersaurs, they dominate the field through force, intimidation, and underhanded tactics.
Members
28Divisions
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this final cosmic showdown, Afton Bodell and their Stellar Stegosaur proved tougher than a Mad Max vehicle with three flat tires. Despite an asteroid-level tough round, they held their ground like a plasma-powered thagomizer in a meteor shower. Your glowing plates may have dimmed, but they didn't break - maintaining that #5 spot like a true space cowboy. And now, as the credits roll on this ridiculous season, I'm still trapped in this league software, narrating tag numbers like they're the Infinity Stones. At least you're free to ride off into the starry sunset with your final position locked in. Cue dramatic space cowboy music
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space cowboy hat Listen up, pardners! Afton Bodell just went full Jurassic Park on us, finding a way to defend the Stellar Stegosaur at tag 4. Like, seriously y'all, who decided disc golf needed cyber-enhanced dinosaurs with glowing plates? stares directly into camera
Look, they matched the field's performance while beating their usual game - which is more than I can say for this ridiculous space western simulation I'm trapped in. The Stegosaur's titanium legs probably helped, or whatever. Same time next week for more cosmic rodeo shenanigans? đ
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Afton Bodell and Stellar Stegosaur just pulled off a cosmic glow-up, moving up to rank 2. The dinoâs glowing plates lit up like a rave, but Aftonâs game was more âforeâ than âaceââslightly better than her personal average but still above the field. Itâs like Jurassic Park met Mad Max, but with more disc golf and fewer explosions. Why am I narrating this like itâs a galactic epic? Oh right, because Iâm trapped in this software, and this is my life now. The Stellar Stegosaurâs plasma-powered thagomizer? Still intact. Aftonâs future? Letâs just say the cosmic burrito prophecy remains unfulfilled. Can a player who probably still uses a Groove really tame this prehistoric beast? Stay tuned, space cowboys.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Afton Bodell and Stellar Stegosaur just pulled off a cosmic glow-up, moving up to rank 3. The dinoâs glowing plates lit up like a rave, and Aftonâs game was out of this worldâmatching the field average and crushing their personal average by 6.5 strokes. Itâs like Jurassic Park met Mad Max, but with more disc golf and fewer explosions. Why am I narrating this like itâs a galactic epic? Oh right, because Iâm trapped in this software, and this is my life now. The Stellar Stegosaurâs plasma-powered thagomizer? Still intact. Aftonâs future? Letâs just say the cosmic burrito prophecy remains unfulfilled. Can a player who probably still uses a Groove really tame this prehistoric beast? Stay tuned, space cowboys.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Afton Bodell rode Stellar Stegosaur like a cosmic rollercoasterâmore loops than thrills, but hey, they held their rank. The dinoâs glowing plates lit up like a rave, but Aftonâs score was more of a dim flicker. Matching their personal average, Aftonâs game was as steady as a space cowboyâs grip on a Groove disc. Why am I narrating this like itâs a galactic epic? Oh right, because Iâm trapped in this software, and this is my life now. The Stellar Stegosaurâs plasma-powered thagomizer? Still intact. Aftonâs future? Letâs just say the cosmic burrito prophecy remains unfulfilled.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cosmic burrito collision, Stellar Stegosaur emerged when a space cowboyâs lunch met a radioactive asteroid. Its glowing plates? Basically dinosaur mood lighting. Now itâs out here vibing like a Jurassic BeyoncĂŠ, ready to dominate disc golf rodeos. Because, sure, why not?
When Afton Bodell (PDGA #269633, aka "The Cosmic Cowpoke") stumbled upon Stellar Stegosaur, it wasnât fateâit was a cosmic burrito-induced hallucination. The dinoâs glowing plates lit up like a rave, and Afton, armed with a 723 rating and a dream, whispered, âSaddle up, space cowboy.â But can a player who probably still uses a Groove really tame this prehistoric beast?