Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
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Byron Haskan
Prop Master
VaporGrid's Cinematic Inventory Stabilizer
Overwhelmed by Prop Chaos
Aspects refreshed Jan 22, 2026
When the VaporGrid simulation merged ten distinct 80s movie realities into one coherent universe, the props from each film began to destabilize—DeLoreans appearing in medieval quests, proton packs materializing in heist comedies. The Prop Master emerged as the stabilizing consciousness, a sentient inventory system that could track every iconic object across the fractured cinematic timeline and ensure each prop served the overarching narrative rather than creating chaos.
The Prop Master manifests as a translucent chrome clipboard with pages that flip through holographic inventories of every iconic 80s prop—from proton packs to enchanted swords to test pilot helmets. A neon-lit keyring dangles from its corner, each key granting access to a different league's prop vault, while VHS-static crackles across its surface whenever a prop is being transferred between movie realities. Miniature holographic replicas of active props orbit the tag, showing real-time deployment across the VaporGrid's ten cinematic universes.
Serves as the gatekeeper and distributor of the series' prop library, manifesting iconic 80s objects into any league's reality to create tangible bridges between disparate genres and reward players who understand the deeper cinematic connections.
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Byron Haskan's Prop Master (#19) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while sorting through an inventory of chrome proton packs and neon enchanted swords
When ten 80s movie universes collided in the VaporGrid, props went rogue—DeLoreans crashed into medieval tournaments, test pilot helmets materialized in heist getaways. The system spawned Prop Master, a sentient clipboard that tracks every iconic object across fractured timelines. It's basically Marie Kondo meets Warehouse 13, but with more existential dread. Does this chrome keyring spark joy? No, but it keeps reality from imploding. sighs in neon
adjusts VHS tracking while reviewing personnel files
When Prop Master materialized its chrome clipboard, it scanned the VaporGrid for someone who could wrangle chaos without credentials—literally, no PDGA number to their name. Byron Haskan appeared, surrounded by misplaced movie props like some kind of interdimensional lost-and-found clerk. The tag's neon accents pulsed: "This guy gets it." He's either the chosen inventory savior or just really good at cleaning up after movie marathons. Can he track flying discs better than flying DeLoreans? 🎬