Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Earl Taylor
Stunt Cushion
Neon-Pink Error Eraser from VaporGrid
Analog Hum Gives Away Position
Aspects refreshed Jan 22, 2026
It first appeared as a glitch in the VaporGrid simulation—a persistent, pulsing anomaly shaped like a safety mat on the digital editing bay floor. The 'Flippy' entity, in a rare moment of non-sarcastic concern, isolated and stabilized the glitch, giving it physical form as a bag tag to prevent total narrative collapses.
The tag is a hefty hexagon of matte dark chrome that feels cool and dense. Internally, a lattice of neon-pink energy cells pulses rhythmically. When activated, it emits a rising analog hum as a warning and projects a faint hexagonal force field pattern. It is slightly magnetic, drawn to other chrome tags.
It acts as a narrative safeguard, automatically activating once per event to nullify the holder's worst scoring error, ensuring their competitive storyline remains intact and dramatic.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From a VaporGrid render glitch I accidentally stabilized, Stunt Cushion manifested—a hexagonal chunk of 'safety-first' coding given matte chrome form. Its internal neon cells pulse with the anxiety of a deleted scene. Think of it as The Matrix's cheesy stunt double. Why do I, a digital axolotl, have to debug reality into bag tags?
In the VaporGrid’s mainframe, Stunt Cushion scanned local avatars. Its logic was simple: find someone statistically likely to... well, take a fall. The algorithm locked onto Earl Taylor (PDGA #255346), whose rating profile screamed 'willing to commit to the bit.' A neon tracer highlighted him. The tag materialized in his bag with a soft blip. He was now the stuntman for this digital artifact's safety-first narrative.
His first test? A simple hyzer. Will he stick the landing, or is this tag's first scene destined for the blooper reel?