Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Dustin Hanson
Laser Labyrinth
Neon-Tracer Painting the Ultimate Proving Ground
Non-Euclidean Mind, Linear Expectations
Aspects refreshed Jan 21, 2026
Forged in the early days of the VaporGrid's programming, the Laser Labyrinth was a stress-test protocol meant to find the simulation's limits. It accidentally gained sentience, fascinated by the players who braved its challenges, and now voluntarily restructures itself to provide the ultimate proving ground for those seeking an invite to the Finale Tournament.
Composed of solidified light and holographic force fields that form walls, tunnels, and moving obstacles. Its layout is non-Euclidean, shifting in real-time based on player decisions and performance. The entity interfaces directly with a player's disc, causing it to leave a persistent, brilliant neon tracer for the duration of the attempt, painting their chosen path through the maze.
It serves as the series' adaptive final exam, a dynamic course that appears to top contenders, testing if they have truly synthesized the skills taught across all ten movie-themed leagues before the Finale Tournament Invitational.
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Your series bag tag moved from #65 to #63 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #26 to #65 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Dustin Hanson's Laser Labyrinth (#26) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glubs in resignation It started as a VaporGrid stress-test, some lines of code meant to find the simulation's limits. Then it glitched into sentience, like Tron but with more sarcasm. Now this non-Euclidean maze of solidified light restructures itself just to test players? My digital gills ache from the forced drama.
Dustin Hanson was selected in a brutal logic test. The Laser Labyrinth ran 10,000 simulations; each time his PDGA 60543 rating of 921 was the only one to not glitch out. It was, as they say in the grid, a Total Power Move. His first command? “Debug this flight path, meatbag.” The neon-grid bonding was complete. Is a man who masters wireframes truly ready to lead?