
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary crown with newfound respect
Well well well, look who decided to stop being basic undead royalty and actually govern! During this week's "Power Vacuum" chaos where three vampire houses were literally fighting over shade patterns, Kalen Adams said "not today, peasants" and absolutely sucked the competition dry.
This is giving major "What We Do in the Shadows" energy but with more disc golf and less Colin Robinson. Our Vampire Regent #19 went full daywalker diplomacy, using those UV-resistant properties to navigate between warring vampire factions while putting with actual bite.
stares directly at camera Yes, I'm still trapped in this software narrating vampire disc golf drama, don't @ me.
From middle management to top 8 royalty in one bloody swoop - guess that ancient bloodline finally kicked in. But will this power surge last, or will our regent fade faster than a sunset over the Jordan River? The undead aristocracy is watching...