
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Colony Established), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Daywalker Diplomat originated during the 'Turning Point' event when a human negotiator underwent voluntary transformation using UV-resistant vampire blood, gaining unique persuasive abilities and daylight immunity. This hybrid now brokers peace between factions, using their dual nature to prevent all-out war at the riverside resort.
The Daywalker Diplomat has a shape-shifting form that blends solid and shadow elements, allowing stealth movement in varying light conditions. Their voice carries hypnotic qualities that can influence negotiations, and their blood provides partial UV resistance without reliance on shade. They employ a ceremonial parasol crafted from shadow threads, which offers sun protection and functions as a diplomatic tool.
The Daywalker Diplomat mediates conflicts between vampire aristocracy and human resistance, ensuring stable resort operations and influencing tournament outcomes through alliance-building and territorial negotiations.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Colony Established), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts imaginary cravat while rolling eyes
Oh FANTASTIC, now I'm narrating the birth of Daywalker Diplomat - because apparently we needed a vampire HR representative? Born when some overachiever thought "you know what this bloodsucking nightmare needs? MEDIATION SKILLS!" Like a supernatural LinkedIn influencer, this tag emerged from pure diplomatic cringe, complete with a shadow-thread parasol because even undead middle management needs accessories. What's next, vampire team-building retreats?
dramatically gestures with fake fangs
So Daywalker Diplomat needed its first victim—I MEAN, distinguished bearer. Enter Bryant Adams (#233217), whose 940 rating practically screams "I negotiate with sunlight AND birdies!" Like some sort of undead disc golf ambassador, he swooped in with the diplomatic immunity of someone who clearly knows how to handle both flying plastic and supernatural politics. Will this fang-tastic mediator suck at mediation, or just suck blood?