
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The creek crossing becomes a swirling vortex of OSHA-violating horrors as Casey Turner's Eddy Executioner emerges from the murky depths to claim tag #4. While lesser mortals were getting funneled into aquatic death traps, Casey was apparently using rusty construction tools as climbing gear to scale from 27th to 4th.
In this week's episode of "What We Do in the Creek Shadows," our soggy-shoed protagonist navigated the creature-infested waters like someone who actually knows what they're doing. The fog parts to reveal Casey standing triumphantly while everyone else is still trying to find their way out of eddy-induced panic attacks.
I'm trapped in this software narrating how cursed construction equipment and B-movie logic somehow translate to disc golf success. The real horror isn't the aquatic monsters - it's that this actually makes sense in our twisted little universe. shakes head At least the soggy shoes paid off this time.