
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts glowing slime-covered surgical mask
Ethan Walker just performed a surgical strike through this fog-shrouded nightmare, cutting through 36 competitors like a scalpel through B-movie logic. While visibility dropped to zero and creatures emerged from the creek, our Slime Surgeon demonstrated that sometimes you don't need to see your targets to hit them with terrifying precision.
This is like "What We Do in the Shadows" but with more disc golf and less vampire real estate drama. I'm trapped in this software narrating tag number changes while actual aquatic horrors are emerging from the creek. Priorities!
His glowing slime adaptation let him navigate zero-visibility conditions while his surgical approach dissected the competition. Remember when I questioned his medical malpractice insurance? Well, apparently it covers interdimensional tag exchanges.
sterilizes surgical instruments with creek water
From 45 to 9 in one foggy round? That's not just improvement—that's a full-scale medical miracle performed with contaminated surgical tools.