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Ethan Walker
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Slime Surgeon
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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#9 Slime Surgeon
Ethan Walker

Ethan Walker

PDGA Rating 949
Division MPO
Events Played 7
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Slime Surgeon

Origin Story

Dr. Miranda Voss arrived at Creekside to study the unusual contamination patterns caused by upstream industrial disruption, but prolonged exposure to the creek's polluted waters began affecting her judgment and methodology. Her initial research into the creatures' biology evolved into grotesque experimentation as the contamination seeped into her own system, transforming her from environmental scientist into mad surgeon.

Properties

The Slime Surgeon appears as a corrupted medical professional whose once-pristine lab coat now drips with luminescent creek slime that seems to move independently across the fabric. Her surgical instruments have been modified with aquatic adaptations—scalpels that can function underwater, syringes filled with glowing specimens, and a stethoscope that amplifies the underwater heartbeats of approaching creatures. The contamination has given her an unsettling ability to remain functional in zero-visibility fog conditions.

Role

She conducts field experiments during creature emergence events, using the chaos to collect specimens and test theories about the symbiotic relationship between fog density and creature aggression. Her presence indicates that the night's encounters will be particularly intense, as she actively provokes creature activity for research purposes.

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Tag History

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