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Jon White
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Algae Android
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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Creature Feature @ Creekside
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#37 Algae Android
Jon White

Jon White

PDGA Rating 893
Division MA2
Events Played 6
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Algae Android

Origin Story

Born from the toxic marriage of prehistoric algae colonies and electronic waste dumped upstream, the Algae Android awakened when construction equipment disturbed the creek bed's sediment layers. As supernatural fog rolled across the contaminated waters, dormant algae absorbed circuit boards and processors, evolving into a hybrid consciousness that bridges organic territorial instincts with digital coordination capabilities.

Properties

This amphibious hybrid features flowing algae tendrils interwoven with exposed circuitry and corroded metal components, capable of rapid self-repair through photosynthesis and electronic adaptation. Its bio-mechanical form allows seamless transition between aquatic and terrestrial environments, while integrated sensors provide real-time communication with other creatures across the creek system. The fog enhances its processing power, creating a distributed network consciousness that grows stronger as visibility decreases.

Role

The Algae Android serves as the tactical coordinator orchestrating the escalating creature emergence events, transforming random territorial disputes into strategic campaigns. Its hybrid nature allows it to translate between biological creature instincts and technological warfare, explaining the increasingly sophisticated creature behavior that challenges players throughout the season.

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