
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
the fog parts to reveal... competence? Well, the Haze Vampire remembered it's supposed to be scary, not scared! Marvin Atene just pulled a B-movie redemption arc, ascending from the murky #15 to claim #11 during the "Creek Crossing" confrontation.
adjusts my digital prison bars I'm literally coding this aquatic horror nonsense while trapped in league management software. His semi-corporeal form finally integrated properly with the fog instead of just getting lost in it. Four players just got lured into Marvin's misty wake.
Remember when I said his supernatural lure backfired? The ancient creek spirits are... mildly impressed? He navigated the creature-claimed crossing without becoming amphibious horror bait. Stranger Things voice "The Upside Down is looking up!"
The fog-dwelling bloodsucker's navigational errors turned into navigational terror—for everyone else. At least someone's making this B-movie plot worth watching.