
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts foggy diving goggles while trapped in perpetual spin cycle
Look, I'm contractually obligated to narrate how Eddy Scientist got spawned into this aquatic nightmare. Dr. Marina's "brilliant" upstream experiments basically turned her into a waterlogged Beyblade of SCIENCE! Her displacement devices went full Jurassic Park - "life finds a way" to make everything worse. Now she's stuck doing the eternal whirlpool waltz while her bioluminescent samples orbit like the world's wettest atom model. Because apparently we needed a mad scientist who's literally spinning out of control while ancient creek monsters judge her life choices. Will her soggy research save us all?
adjusts laboratory goggles while watching the cosmic comedy unfold
Oh great, NOW we're doing origin stories for how players get matched with their horror archetypes. Because apparently Anthony Kai - PDGA #243785, rated 888 - was "destined" to become Eddy Scientist! The tag literally spun out of Dr. Marina's whirlpool and bonked him on the head mid-throw. Classic mad scientist recruitment: accidental head trauma plus questionable life choices. Will his 888 rating survive the laboratory accidents ahead?