
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently I'm supposed to tell you how Ripple Hunter spawned from some "ancient spawning grounds" because construction went brrrr upstream. Like, imagine if Aquaman had a really budget cousin who got REALLY pressed about water pollution. This amphibious drama queen decided to become the neighborhood watch for fish rights, complete with glow-stick spine communication. Because nothing says "serious environmental activism" like bioluminescent back-bling, am I right? Will this soggy sentinel actually accomplish anything besides looking fabulous in fog? Can I please narrate literally anything else?
deep theatrical sigh So apparently when Baylor Sandberg first approached the cursed waters of Creekside, the Ripple Hunter tag literally bubbled up from the creek like some discount Excalibur. His 948 rating must've resonated with the amphibious frequencies or whatever. The tag chose him because—and I quote the ancient soggy prophecy—"only one who throws with precision can hunt the ripples of destiny." gags Can this aquatic accountant actually live up to his slimy calling?