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Michael Whipple
#11
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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#11 Current Cultist
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Michael Whipple

PDGA Rating 874
Division MP60
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Current Cultist

Origin Story

Once a marine biologist studying the creek's ecosystem, Dr. Elena Marsh discovered the ancient spawning grounds months before construction began upstream. When she realized the development would destroy centuries of creature habitat, she made a fateful choice to join them rather than save them, learning their language through prolonged submersion in the sacred pools.

Properties

Draped in waterlogged robes that seem to flow like liquid even in still air, the Current Cultist moves with fluid grace both on land and through water. Their breath creates unnatural fog patterns, and their voice carries the hypnotic rhythm of flowing water that can entrance both humans and creatures alike. Prolonged exposure to creature secretions has granted them amphibious capabilities and bioluminescent eyes that pierce through the thickest mist.

Role

Serves as the strategic coordinator behind the creatures' increasingly organized emergence, transforming random encounters into calculated territorial expansion. They appear during pivotal moments when creature behavior shifts from instinctual to intelligent, revealing the human element that escalates the aquatic horror from natural phenomenon to orchestrated invasion.

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Origin Story