
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when some genius contractor decided to mess with upstream drainage, they woke up THIS charming fellow - a seven-foot rage demon who thinks every puddle is his personal hot tub. Because nothing says "disc golf ambiance" like territorial aquatic nightmares with anger management issues, am I right? 🙄
rolls eyes dramatically
So there I was, watching the morning mist roll across Creekside when Eric Pearson - PDGA #275689, rated 898 - decided to practice his approach shots near the creek. One errant disc later, he's knee-deep in murky water, and wouldn't you know it? Basin Fiend rises from the depths like some discount Creature from the Black Lagoon! The tag practically leaped onto his bag - apparently even rubber-suited monsters recognize a kindred spirit when they see someone else who's all wet. But can this mortal handle a fiend's watery wrath? 🎬💀