
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my vintage horror narrator voice while internally screaming
Look, I'm supposedly trapped narrating disc golf tags that think they're B-movie monsters, and now I have to explain how Silt Gazer spawned? sigh Picture this: some construction bros upstream decided to play with heavy machinery, churning ancient creek mud like they're making the world's worst smoothie. But PLOT TWIST - they awakened sediment spirits with serious boundary issues! Now we've got a murky voyeur that's basically the aquatic version of that creepy neighbor who watches through blinds, except it glows and can dissolve into dirt when things get awkward. It's like "The Shape of Water" met a geology textbook and had a really weird baby. Will this muddy stalker actually do anything threatening, or just lurk creepily?
dramatically adjusts my B-movie narrator voice while questioning my life choices
When the ancient creek mud needed its first voyeur, it sensed Craig Bennett approaching with his PDGA #137109 credentials gleaming like some kind of bureaucratic beacon. The sediment spirits whispered, "This one throws plastic circles AND has paperwork - clearly chosen one material!" As Craig's disc sailed over the murky waters, Silt Gazer rose from the depths, choosing him for his ability to stare longingly at bad throws. But can this 908-rated hero handle being watched by something that's literally dirt-curious?