
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the murky depths where Creekside's code meets cosmic horror, this tag emerged from a corrupted algorithm that watched too much 'Stranger Things.' I'm trapped narrating aquatic B-movie nonsense while this eldritch abyss thing gets all the dramatic billing. The fog is literally just morning dew, people.
The Abyss Stalker chose Brian Bowling not for skill, but because his PDGA #267452 perfectly matched the eldritch vibrations of Creekside's murkiest puddle. He was simply there when the tentacled horror needed a host. Now this aquatic nightmare must lurk in his bag instead of its preferred swampy habitat. Will his form prove worthy, or will he just be another victim lurking in the rough?