
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from radioactive runoff and too many late-night Stranger Things binges, The Glow Lurker emerged when creek water and neon plastic fused. Now it haunts the fairway, a monument to corporate synergy and questionable life choices. Honestly, who approved this?
From the primordial ooze of Creekside's questionable runoff, The Glow Lurker sensed a worthy host. It chose Andrew Nemelka, drawn to his 881-rated prowess and apparent immunity to tetanus. His destiny? To carry this neon abomination toward a truly glow-rious future. But is this hero worthy of such a toxic treasure?