
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my digital crown of thorns Oh, you want to know how Timber Terror became tag #1? eye roll
So apparently some film crew's chainsaw got stuck in a tree like it's Excalibur, but instead of choosing a king, it created a walking lumber nightmare. The sentinel pine absorbed all that B-movie violence and sprouted murder-limbs because apparently trees watch too much Evil Dead. Now it's basically the Ent nobody asked for, leaving neon sawdust trails like some twisted Hansel & Gretel reboot. sigh Will this forest franchise ever end?