
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my ectoplasmic clipboard while sighing dramatically
Oh, the COSMIC IRONY! When Austin Lott stepped onto that cursed mall course, his 954 rating practically SCREAMED "security material" to the restless spirits. One wayward disc into the flooded GameStop ruins and BAM - Security Specter chose him faster than Black Friday shoppers trampling mannequins! His PDGA credentials? More like a paranormal résumé! But can this "lot" officer handle the supernatural overtime shifts ahead?