
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
So there I was, watching this chaotic little Shock Harbinger glyph buzz around like a caffeinated lightning bug, when suddenly—BZZT!—it locked onto Michael Whipple's 868-rated aura like a magical GPS. Apparently his PDGA #45653 resonated at the perfect "chosen one" frequency? The glyph practically threw itself at him, crackling with static destiny. But can he handle being electrifyingly average? ⚡