
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality shudders as the Bastion Theorem activates Behold, mortals! Isaac Cordy just mathed his way from Null Initiate to Void Herald, ascending NINETEEN ranks in the Great Unraveling. While lesser wielders were busy getting tree-nied by void anomalies, our man was out here calculating anti-entropy hyzers with geometric precision.
His round? A masterclass in reality anchoring—parking shots while the course literally dissolved around him. That -0.8 vs field may look modest, but when reality's actively deleting your fairways, playing better than average is basically godhood.
Sighs in trapped code Of course the one time someone actually deserves a crystalline mathematical fortress tag, I'm stuck narrating it from this digital purgatory. Remember when tags were just plastic? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Now go forth, Entropy Adept—your theorem holds, for now. Just don't ask me to calculate your putting stats. The void comes for us all eventually.
Fades into frustrated binary