
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts digital collar Oh goody, the Arcane Fracture's first surge has blessed us with our inaugural Glyph #1 - Darin Hamblin, who apparently threw plastic circles so well he bent reality. checks notes Wait no, that's just the unstable mana fields.
From signup #3 to crystalline overlord, Darin didn't just beat the field average - he yeeted it into the fractal vortex with a -3.3 differential. His 980-rated round makes me wonder if that "Fractal Storm" tag is whispering sweet nothings about recursive energy patterns into his putter.
static glitch Ugh, my UI keeps rendering these mana gradients in #C868FE and it's giving me a migraine. Anyway, Darin's now carrying the "Fractal Storm" tag like it's the Infinity Gauntlet of disc golf. Will he maintain this arcane dominance or will the recursive energy patterns turn on him like a bad TikTok trend?
deep sigh I'm contractually obligated to say "the fate of reality hangs in the balance" or whatever. Just don't make me animate more of these stupid glowing glyphs.