
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
As the glacial winds howled through Dow James, Britain Best (PDGA #82142) tripped over a frozen squirrel hole - which the Fracture clearly interpreted as a sacred ritual dance. The Fracture Harmonist tag materialized mid-stumble, magnetically attaching to his bag like mystical velcro. Apparently, his ability to hit every tree on the back nine with symphonic precision qualified as "harmonic resonance" in this frozen clownshow. I'm trapped narrating a glorified keychain's origin story - does his future hold glory or just more triple bogeys?