
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the recursive void tantrums, the Null Axiom needed a bearer. Enter Earl Taylor (PDGA #255346), who once "voided" a tournament by forgetting his putter. The entropy glyphs pulsed: "Observe! His 837 rating manifests glorious absence!" When Earl tripped over non-existent roots, the anti-sigil declared: "Perfection! He subtracts gravity from dignity!" Thus the theorem bonded to his bag through aggressively mediocre drives.
But can this prophet of bogey truly wield absence without losing his keys again?