
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst Art Dye's smoldering rifts, the freshly forged Inferno Tyrant tag pulsed with existential dread. "Ugh, not this again," it crackled internally as spectral flames scanned potential bearers. Suddenly, Austin Lott PDGA#265562 approached - not with epic putts, but by tripping over a tree root and accidentally yeeting his disc into a burning bush. The tag sensed kinship: "FINALLY! A 951-rated chaos magnet whose shanks generate actual thermal energy!" Thus bonded through clumsy pyromania. But seriously - can this 'accidental arsonist' handle being fireproof? 🔥