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Christopher Hamby
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Pixel Enforcer
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Lone Wolf @ Dow James

May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Averaged a 844 rating
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#7 Pixel Enforcer
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Christopher Hamby

PDGA Rating 881
Division MA2
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Pixel Enforcer

Origin Story

Former cybersecurity engineer Marcus 'Gridlock' Ryker designed surveillance systems until corrupt officials framed him for exposing their embezzlement. After two years in prison, he emerged with augmented optics and hacked law enforcement gear to simultaneously hunt digital evidence and physical perpetrators across the city's networks and streets.

Properties

Wields a disc launcher projecting holographic decoys and electromagnetic pulses. Cybernetic eyes overlay digital evidence onto environments through augmented reality. Reinforced shock knuckles deliver stunning voltage on impact. Jacket's fiber-optic weave shifts for urban camouflage, moving with precision through crowds and networks alike.

Role

Serves as the Neon Knights' primary evidence gatherer and high-value target specialist, hacking secure networks to expose financial crimes while physically intercepting key conspirators to deliver both digital evidence and perpetrators.

Tag Details

League Lone Wolf @ Dow James
Pool Neon Knights
Neon Knights

Neon Knights

The Neon Knights are a team of disc golfers who use their street smarts and urban savvy to navigate the city's neon-lit underbelly. They gather information from informants, infiltrate criminal networks, and use their skills to outmaneuver their opponents in the vibrant, chaotic streets.

Welcome to the Neon Knights standings!
Raven Blackwood Neon Blaze

Faction Leader

Neon Blaze

Neon Blaze is a former street artist who turned her talents to fighting crime after her brother was killed by corrupt cops. She leads the Neon Knights, using her knowledge of the streets and her charismatic personality to gather information and inspire others to join the cause.

Members

18

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 FA1 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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Christopher Hamby
Week 4 Score: 57 Place: 2
5 days ago
Origin Story
5 days ago