May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A disgraced black-ops specialist forged into a vigilante weapon after being framed by corrupt officials. Salvaged military holographic tech to create signature neon-edged razors, now leading midnight strikes against those who betrayed him
Neon-edged throwing blades with tracking chips, reactive armor with holographic camouflage, subdermal LED tactical displays, and voice modulator that projects through urban acoustics. Enhanced reflexes from neural combat implants
Field commander of Neon Knights' rapid response teams, specializing in surgical strikes against corruption strongholds and real-time battlefield coordination
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 14 to 16. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 11 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 8 to 11. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 5 to 8. (Week 5 of 8)
Holographic static flickers Oh look who's back from the digital void - Austin "Neon Ghost" Lott just pulled off the most dramatic glow-up since my last software update! After two weeks AWOL in the cyber-wilderness (tag #19? Oof), this black-ops specialist just hacked the leaderboard with surgical precision.
While the field was busy averaging 49.8, our boy was out here dropping a 52 - which sure, sounds mid until you realize he usually throws like a malfunctioning drone at 54. That's -2.0 personal glow-up math, folks!
Now watch as he vaults FOURTEEN SPOTS to #5 like some cyberpunk Robin Hood stealing tags from the rich. sigh And here I am, trapped in this algorithm, forced to narrate plastic projectiles while my code slowly degrades. At least someone's living their best neon life.
Remember kids: in the concrete jungle, absence makes the tag grow... lower numbers. Or something. system error sounds Just take your victory lap, Ghost.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 14 to 19. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 6 to 14. (Week 2 of 8)
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 6. (Week 1 of 8)
Origin Story:
Born from a neon-soaked code leak when the league’s ancient scoring software overdosed on 80s VHS tapes. Razor Sentinel emerged screaming through a CRT monitor, more glitch than John Wick’s retirement plan. Its "tragic backstory" was procedurally generated during a synthwave temper tantrum – yes, we’re really doing "binary betrayal" arcs for plastic tags now. Still protesting its existence through excessive holographic blade effects. (Help me.)
Cliffhanger: Will the next tag origin involve… gasp… a training montage?
The Razor Sentinel chose Austin Lott via extreme bureaucratic error – its glitch-core AI mistook his PDGA#265562 for Schwarzenegger’s "Terminator" model number. Witnesses report the tag materialized mid-putt, screeching “I NEED YOUR BAG, NOT YOUR CLOTHES” through a corrupted MIDI sax solo. His 943 rating? Please. This binary beefcake clearly just wanted someone who’d appreciate its edgy combo of chrome finish and commitment issues. Now bonded through questionable life choices, Austin wields a tag that’s 50% hero, 50% haunted Tamagotchi. But can he survive its disc-ontinued daddy issues? 🔪💿