Lore Leech
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from forbidden experiments combining strige spirits with distorted Kabbalistic rituals, the first Lore Leeches emerged when Arcane Seekers attempted to psychically drain knowledge from the Golem's creator. These entities now multiply through residual magic in locations where forbidden knowledge is stolen.
Exists in phased state between material and spectral realms. Six psionic tendrils extract memories and arcane energy. Stores stolen knowledge in bioluminescent cranial sac vulnerable to iron weapons. Leaves victims with temporary amnesia and psychic residue.
Primary covert intelligence asset for the Arcane Seekers, simultaneously draining knowledge from targets while mapping psychic connections to undiscovered Golem-related artifacts and texts.
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.
In Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 61 to 26. (Week 7 of 8)
Origin Story:
"Behold Lore Leech - born when Arcane Seekers tried to NFT the Golem's source code via a bootleg Kabbalah hackathon. This spectral dumpster fire got stuck between beta-testing reality and the Shadow Realm after someone forgot to ⌘+Z a corrupted incantation. Now it vibes like a Stranger Things demo tape, hoarding knowledge and your dad’s AOL password. Yes, we’re really doing golem fanfic. No, HR hasn’t approved this."
What fresh eldritch malware will the tags cough up next? 🔮💀
Origin Story Pt. II: The "Accidental" Ascension
When Houston Turner PDGA #146395 (yes, we’re contractually obligated to say the whole thing) tripped over a tree root and face-planted into Hole 7’s pond, his flailing limbs accidentally completed the golem’s corrupted code. Thus Lore Leech chose its first victim—er, champion—drawn to the sacred numerology of his 4:06pm Hot Dog Stand loyalty card. Behold the prophesied one: a man who somehow loses discs in a 10ft radius. Will his 899 rating sustain this cursed honor, or will next week’s update turn him into a sentient bag of sunflower seeds? 🔮🌭 Can moldy Gatorade revive ancient clay?