
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Rogue Illuminator #14:
Forged in the flickering glow of a sabotaged neon sign (because apparently, disc golf tags now require lore), this tag was born when Marcus "Spark" Dalton accidentally welded his prototype EMP gauntlet to a stolen city planning blueprint. Now it pulses with the chaotic energy of a Batman villain’s rejected gadget—and we’re supposed to take this seriously.
Question: Who let the IT guy weaponize a glow stick?