
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Silent Firewall:
Born from a glitch in the city’s surveillance grid (and possibly a coding error after too much Mountain Dew), this digital phantom slipped through firewalls like a rogue VPN with a vendetta. Part Edward Snowden, part Mr. Robot fanfic, it now lurks in the league’s database—judging your form and encrypting your bad throws. Why are we personifying plastic tags again?
(Yes, it can hack your scorecard. No, it won’t fix your OB throws.)