
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue psychedelic sitar riff Oh look, Darin Hamblin and his void-powered disco ball of doom just warped from #6 to #2 like a glowstick at a rave. Nether Fiend must be thrilled - it's been feeding on Darin's "I putt like I'm blindfolded" energy all season.
Reality glitches Let's break this down: Darin shot a 51, which in mortal terms means he out-putted his usual "sleep-deprived wizard" persona. The field average was 55.3, but let's be real - when you're channeling a sentient neon nightmare, math is just a suggestion.
Fourth wall crumbles I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements like it's the damn Infinity War. "Oh no, the Nether Fiend gained 4 spots!" Meanwhile, Teddy's still napping in the cosmic daycare.
Cue callback Remember when I said Darin putts like a wizard? Well today he actually magicked his way up the rankings. The Nether Fiend's crystalline edges are practically vibrating with chaotic joy.
Mic drop Congrats Darin, you've officially become too powerful. Please don't make me narrate your inevitable #1 takeover next week.