Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Leif Smith
Yara-ma-yha-who Devotee
Australian Cryptid Devotee with Unhinged Putting Form
Mouth Won't Close During Backswing
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Xibalba dispatched acolytes worldwide to study blood-drinking cryptids. In Australia, one discovered the Yara-ma-yha-who's hunting techniques and underwent horrific transformation rituals to emulate its abilities. Now returned, this devotee teaches others to harness the creature's blood-draining powers.
The Devotee's fingers have developed suction cups like the Yara-ma-yha-who, allowing them to drain blood through skin contact. Their mouth can unhinge to an unnatural width, and their skin secretes a paralytic substance. Most disturbingly, they can compress their body to fit in tight spaces like their cryptid inspiration.
The Yara-ma-yha-who Devotee serves as both ritual instructor and assassin for the Blood Moon Acolytes, teaching advanced blood extraction techniques and eliminating threats through their unique hunting methods.
Tag Details
Blood Moon Acolytes
The Blood Moon Acolytes are a secretive cult dedicated to worshipping the Chupacabra and harnessing its dark powers through ancient blood magic rituals. They believe that the Chupacabra is a divine entity destined to bring about a new era of darkness and chaos.
Members
19Divisions
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 1. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Altar of Bones), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Labyrinth of Shadows), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, so Yara-ma-yha-who Devotee just happened when a Blood Moon Acolyte binge-watched "The Mandalorian" and thought, "Baby Yoda’s cute, but what if he drank blood?" Cue questionable jungle rituals, a cursed eBay purchase of "authentic" suction cup gloves, and voilà—a walking Australian Outback nightmare. Because apparently, disc golf needed more eldritch horror. Why am I narrating this?
(Yes, the tag whispers to you at night. No, we don’t do refunds.)
The jungle drums fell silent as Leif Smith (PDGA #265294, aka "The Man Who Three-Putts With His Driver") stumbled into the clearing. The Yara-ma-yha-who Devotee tag took one look at his form—equal parts "giraffe on roller skates" and "man who definitely owns a utility kilt"—and chose violence.
"FINALLY," hissed the tag, "A vessel who understands the sacred art of sucking... at upshots."
Now bonded by blood (and several lost discs in the rough), does Leif truly deserve this cursed honor? Or will the tag regret not holding out for someone who knows what a "hyzer" is?