
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Swirling mist intensifies Well well well, look who decided to show up after two weeks of ghosting us like a bad Tinder date. Austin "The Mist Prophet" Lott emerges from the fog to absolutely yeet himself from tag 50 to 14 - that's a 36-spot leap that would make Sasquatch blush. Dramatic woodcut illustration of a disc golfer materializing from mist
Oh sure, you were "just +0.5 over field average," but compared to your usual performance? This was basically you channeling your inner Bigfoot - elusive, then suddenly right there when least expected. I'd say "nice glow-up," but given your tag's ethereal properties, you're literally always glowing.
Fourth wall crumbles Why am I narrating tag movements like some forest spirit's origin story? Oh right - because I'm trapped in this damn software. Sigh At least you didn't pull another disappearing act like Weeks 6-7.
Now go whisper some cryptic warnings to those 13 players above you - maybe tell them their putters are cursed? Fades back into mist Just don't vanish again or I'll have to manifest more terrible woodcut puns.