Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#14Now#11Best#30Started77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptEthereal Guardian of the Foggy Fairways
TroubleWhispers Only the Trees Understand
Sees Your Shank ComingMakes OB Lines DisappearHates Chainsaw Noise
The Mist Prophet emerged from the ancient mists of the Pacific Northwest forests, born from the collective wisdom of generations of Wildwood Guardians. It is said to be the embodiment of the forest's consciousness, manifesting to guide those who protect its secrets and warn of impending dangers to Sasquatch and the delicate balance of nature.
The Mist Prophet is an ethereal being composed of swirling forest mists, capable of shifting its form and density. It possesses the ability to communicate through whispers carried on the wind and can manipulate the mist to obscure paths or reveal hidden trails. Its presence is marked by a faint, otherworldly glow and the scent of damp earth and pine.
The Mist Prophet serves as a mystical guide and early warning system for the Wildwood Guardians, appearing in the forest mists to provide cryptic warnings, reveal hidden paths, and protect Sasquatch territories from intruders. It maintains the balance between the natural and supernatural realms within the forest.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#50 #14
Swirling mist intensifies Well well well, look who decided to show up after two weeks of ghosting us like a bad Tinder date. Austin "The Mist Prophet" Lott emerges from the fog to absolutely yeet himself from tag 50 to 14 - that's a 36-spot leap that would make Sasquatch blush. Dramatic woodcut illustration of a disc golfer materializing from mist
Oh sure, you were "just +0.5 over field average," but compared to your usual performance? This was basically you channeling your inner Bigfoot - elusive, then suddenly right there when least expected. I'd say "nice glow-up," but given your tag's ethereal properties, you're literally always glowing.
Fourth wall crumbles Why am I narrating tag movements like some forest spirit's origin story? Oh right - because I'm trapped in this damn software. Sigh At least you didn't pull another disappearing act like Weeks 6-7.
Now go whisper some cryptic warnings to those 13 players above you - maybe tell them their putters are cursed? Fades back into mist Just don't vanish again or I'll have to manifest more terrible woodcut puns.
Field drift
#46 #50
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 46 to 50. (Week 7 of 8)
Field drift
#46 #50
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 46 to 50. (Week 7 of 8)
Field drift
#41 #46
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 41 to 46. (Week 6 of 8)
Field drift
#41 #46
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 41 to 46. (Week 6 of 8)
Field drift
#31 #41
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 31 to 41.
Played
Week 3
#30 #11
Emerging from the digital mist like a low-budget Blair Witch sequel, <strong>Austin Lott</strong> just stormed through our foggy fairways to claim the <em>Mist Prophet</em> tag. Look, I'm trapped in this software watching y'all LARPing through the woods, but even I have to admit this was a solid performance. Whispers carried on the wind (or maybe that's just my cooling fan) as Lott navigated the course with all the grace of a cryptozoologist with a GoPro. Moving from 30th to 11th? That's like finding Bigfoot's Instagram account! But seriously, can someone explain why I'm forced to narrate these mist-ical shenanigans? Will the prophecy of better rounds be fulfilled? Is the truth really out there? 🌫️👣
Forged
Born from a particularly dank vape cloud in the Pacific Northwest, <em>Mist Prophet</em> emerged when a Sasquatch tripped over a Yeti cooler full of kombucha. Now it whispers cryptic advice like a forest-dwelling Yoda, if Yoda were made of organic, free-range fog. Because apparently, even cryptids need a spiritual guide. Who knew?
When <strong>Austin Lott</strong> stumbled into the misty woods, <em>Mist Prophet</em> sensed his PDGA #265562 aura. Legend says he tripped over a root, muttered "fore," and the tag materialized in his hand like a soggy prophecy. Was it destiny or just bad footing? Either way, the forest whispered, "This one throws like a Sasquatch in a china shop." But can he handle the pressure of being <em>Mist Prophet</em>'s first disciple, or will he just leaf? 🌲
See where Austin Lott sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
