TAG#107

Tap the tag to flip it — the back is what prints on the acrylic.

Primordial Tapestry

Cryptid SeriesCompetition group Series B All-In · only the number moves
Jacob Barham RAG Purple
PDGA #194194 784 RATING 3 EVENTS

Season Arc · Cryptid Series

#107Now #107Best #107Started 75Weeks

All-In league: Primordial Tapestry stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptShimmering Threads Binding Cryptid Histories
TroubleConstantly Shifting, Hard to Read
Threads Pulse with Disc Energy Indestructible as a Champion's Putter Your Shanks Amuse the Ancients

The Primordial Tapestry was woven by the first cryptids at the dawn of time, each thread representing a different cryptid species and their interactions with the world.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift

sips coffee while reviewing cryptid paperwork

Listen, I'm now apparently tracking how <strong>Gabriel Kenney</strong>'s -6 at Art Dye is being "woven" into the <em>Primordial Tapestry</em>'s threads. The <em>Fangtooth Pursuer</em> and <em>Mishipeshu Sentinel</em> are like some sort of mystical tag parents, contributing their hunting prowess and water wisdom to this increasingly complex family tree. stares directly into camera

And yes, I'm fully aware I just used "mystical tag parents" in a sentence. This job is doing things to me.

Will Gabriel's next round add another thread to this cosmic quilt, or am I just trapped in an eternal cryptozoological scrapbooking session? 🤔

Forged

In the primordial ooze of cryptid lore, <em>Primordial Tapestry</em> was woven by Sasquatch's knitting circle during a particularly wild D&D session. Legend says it glows when you whisper "Yeet" three times. Why am I narrating this? Send help.

When <strong>Jacob Barham</strong> (PDGA #194194, aka "The Yeet Whisperer") first whispered "Yeet" three times into the void, <em>Primordial Tapestry</em> glowed brighter than a Bigfoot in a rave. Legend says he was chosen because his 784 rating perfectly matched the number of stitches in Sasquatch's knitting project. But can this "Chosen One" handle the pressure of being the first to bear a tag that smells faintly of wet dog and destiny?

See where Jacob Barham sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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