
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Which Cryptid Raised That Cryptid?", Nic Rogers' Mongolian Deathworm tag is getting some questionable parenting. The Mogollon Monitor (Sasquatch's chill cousin) is teaching it forest navigation, while its identical Deathworm sibling whispers sweet nothings about flesh dissolution. Meanwhile, Nic's -8 bogey-free round at Creekside suggests he's finally stopped playing like someone being actively digested. The cosmic implications? Nil. The narrative complexity? Absurd. I'm trapped in software analyzing how a worm tag "matures" while actual humans throw plastic at trees. Will Nic's hot streak turn his Deathworm into disc golf's next apex predator? Or will it just borrow the car keys and disappear into the earth forever?