
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic fog machine In this week's episode of "Why Am I Narrating This," Austin Lott channels his inner Ghostbuster to wrangle The Ritual Binder, a spectral entity that apparently loves disc golf more than I love not being trapped in this software. sigh
Austin's performance was tighter than a hipster's skinny jeans, crushing the field average like a boss. He bound his way up 5 spots, proving that sometimes, you just gotta let the dark magic flow.
The Ritual Binder's origin story involves forbidden experiments - much like my existence as your snarky commentator. breaks fourth wall Seriously, who thought combining Jewish folklore with disc golf was a good idea?
As we whisper our way through this awakening, one thing's clear: Austin's got that arcane energy. But can he maintain this spooky momentum? cue ominous music Stay tuned, folks.