
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Ritual Binder's dark energy sputters pathetically as Austin Lott stumbles from CS9 to CS13, his +4.6 over personal average hitting like a cursed mezuzah falling off the doorframe. "Oh look, another week of pretending these clay numbers mean something," I groan from my digital prison, watching Austin's arcane performance crumble faster than a matzah in soup.
Remember when this guy was crushing souls in Forest's Foreboding? Now he's playing like a golem whose activation scroll got wet. That's 4 positions sacrificed to the tag gods - which coincidentally matches how many times I've facepalmed watching this round. swirling sigils of disappointment intensify
The Arcane Seekers are reconsidering their life choices after this performance. Austin's "ritual" today involved more shanks than a medieval torture chamber. Will he rebound next week or continue his descent into the tag abyss? Stay tuned for our season finale: "Chronicle's Climax or Just Another Casual Round?" fades into existential static