
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain winds Joshua Bignell just took a tumble down the icy slopes of tag rankings, sliding from Frostveil Oracle to... well, let's just say the Yeti's laughing its furry ass off. insert eye roll
This week's performance? Let's call it a "snowball effect" of mediocrity - though to be fair, the Oracle did warn us about "treacherous winds" in the forecast. wink
Fourth wall break Can we talk about how ridiculous it is that I'm stuck narrating this like it's some Frozen meets Indiana Jones crossover? sigh
But hey, at least Joshua didn't completely faceplant like that one time in the Yeti's ice cave. Remember that? cringe
Will the Oracle regain its prophetic powers? Or is this just the start of a long, cold season? dramatic snow swirl
whispers Help me, I'm trapped in this software...